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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 October 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About billiejackson : I'm an aspiring singer/guitarist/dancer. Like my page called dangerous on Facebook. You will see me with a hat on when you search me.

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Today, a man attempted to sue my business for giving him food poisoning. I make soap. When I called the cops on him for disturbing the peace, I was told, "Maybe next time you'll put 'not edible' on your label." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32023) - you deserved it (3294)

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