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About billiejackson : I'm an aspiring singer/guitarist/dancer. Like my page called dangerous on Facebook. You will see me with a hat on when you search me.
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Today, a man attempted to sue my business for giving him food poisoning. I make soap. When I called the cops on him for disturbing the peace, I was told, "Maybe next time you'll put 'not edible' on your label." FML
Friday 30 January 2015