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Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20636) - you deserved it (3912)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:34pm - health - by justmyluck - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

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On 01/21/2010 at 12:02am - intimacy - by Alicia (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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