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bihero
  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 August 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 741
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About bihero : Im movinggggg

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Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8711) - you deserved it (15668)

On 03/16/2010 at 1:12am - misc - by LonelyBoy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!". He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML

#9086835 (241)

I agree, your life sucks (19044) - you deserved it (3543)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he says: "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12170) - you deserved it (3880)

On 12/04/2009 at 7:48am - intimacy - by Not-so-sexy - United States (Washington)