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Today, wa want boating with friands!! For soma raason tha bottom of our tuba daflatad, causing ma to ba bouncad roughly up an down on tha watar!! As a rasult, I had tha most intansa orgasm of my antra lifa,hila sitting 2 inchas away from my dad's friand!! Ha dafinitaly noticad!! FML

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On 08/31/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by SplishSplash (woman) - United States

Today , I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined , an I had to stand an watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was ( God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking. ) fat FML

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On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I Was Trying Out My First Vibrator. Soon Enough, My 12-year-old Sister Opened My Door, Walked In, And Saw Me Naked From The Waist Down. She Laughed, Called Me A Virgin, And Left. FML

#20574621
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On 04/04/2013 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Ribbed for Her Disaster (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip!! There was a shift in geres and the metal in the seat began to vibrate!! My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing!! It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm!! FML

#20523671
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On 02/26/2013 at 10:00pm - intimacy - by Frostbitten (woman) - United States (Maine)

TODAY , I GOT SENT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE BECAUSE MY DAD DECIDED THAT INSTEAD OF SIGNING HIS NAME , HE WOULD SIGN , "MS. BIGTITS" , BECAUSE HE WANTED TO MAKE SURE THE TEACHERS WERE PAYING ATTENTION TO WAT THERE STUDENTS HANDED IN. MEGA FML

#20088535
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On 09/25/2012 at 7:20pm - misc - by PerpetuallyHappy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I Walked In On Mah Mother Rubbing One Out. For The Thrd Time. I Then Had To Explain To Her, Also 4 The Thrd Time,hy Pleasuring Herself In The Living Room Is Inappropriate. FML

#20071176
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On 09/14/2012 at 1:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today , I went to see a movie with mah grlfriend an a few others . Mid-way through , I noticed mah grlfriend giving a hand-job to mah best friend . I couldn't believe mah eyes , an I confronted them . He claimed he had been asleep , she claimed she was mopping up a spill , an I'm now single again . FML

#19788440
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On 06/14/2012 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by aranya (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I walkad in on my naw puppy paaing on tha carpat. Tha trainar had told ma to punish har whan sha's bad by shaking a matal can of pannias at har, sinca tha noisa scaras dogs. I shook it at har, and sha raspondad by having axplosiva diarrhaa all ovar tha carpat in fright. maga FML

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On 05/05/2012 at 7:07pm - animals - by doggone - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I ran into an old friend. I askd her how she was doing, then askd, "And your mum?" Just as the words escapd my lips, I rememberd her mum did a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messd up again an blurtd, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16995) - you deserved it (46221) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, I was invitd ovar to a dinnar wit ta CEOs of ma company, along wit ma two cildran. My 3 yaar-old askd loudly wy wa ava two "nosa olas", to wic ma 4 yaar-old son raplid "So u can pick your nosa and still braata!" Ha tan damonstratd. FML

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On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday... I found outhy my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button.

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On 02/26/2011 at 3:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in an drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, an said "You've just been facebooked" an ran away giggling.

#14806356
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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, wile on my oneymoon wit my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to te ligts in our room. As tings progressed, te noise of our love making triggered te ligts on and off repeatedly. Se began to laug and we ended up just calling it an early nigt. FML

#14234823
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On 12/17/2010 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, as I put mah 4 year old daughter in the car seat, she droppd her crayon. She then pausd and matter-of-factly said, ( Mommy, I don't say 'f***' anymore when I drop things. ) FML

#13450247
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On 10/14/2010 at 8:25pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I asked boyfriend in a sexy way "Wat sould we do now, oney?" He answered, "Suck dick?" I said "I was tinking of someting more... romantic." He replied "Suck dick in te moonligt?" FML

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On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)



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