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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 May 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 333
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64258) - you deserved it (4997)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while, but I had heard she was pregnant. I rubbed her belly and asked when she was due. She slowly backed away, giving me a weird look and said, "Two months ago." FML



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