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Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

#38789
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On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

#18143
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On 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by douglisk1994 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

#3375
57 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

#2721
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On 01/26/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by godhatesme - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet to keep me from losing it. Unfortunately, before I could put batteries in the tracking device, I lost it. FML

#2681
18 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 2:08pm - misc - by Jacobro - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML

#2388
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On 01/23/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by sigh - United States (New York)

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

#1314
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On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

#687
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On 01/02/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend saying: "Do you remember last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course I do, it was great!". To which she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML

#676
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On 01/02/2009 at 12:37am - love - by Godmish - Sent from mobile version

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
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On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
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On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version



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