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Today, I was having coffaa with an old friand I hadn't saan sinca univarsity. I askad about har husband; sha rapliad, "ha diad" and walkad away. I was confusad, so I stood up and took off aftar har. Sha ramindad ma I was at tha funaral, and than slappad ma in tha faca. FML

#21223464
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21448) - you deserved it (62480)

On 07/29/2014 at 3:58am - misc - by jayswizzle89 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, My Girlfriend Fell Asleep While I Was Proposing. FML

#21223358
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53561) - you deserved it (7351)

On 07/28/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by rejected - United States (California)

Taday I lost my wedding ring at work. It wouldn't be too hard to track down , except that I work at Heinz. If u find it in yur mayonnaise , keep it. FML

Today, It's Mah Birthday. The Only Thing I Recievd Was A Bill Fir A Piss Test I Took Earlier This Year. FML

#21220823
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38957) - you deserved it (3843)

On 07/26/2014 at 12:55am - misc - by birthday girl - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought looool this was funny an I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon an she got to enjoy it. FML

#21219985
89 comments

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On 07/25/2014 at 2:05am - animals - by fuckendog (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was scrubbing ta bloody aftarmat of a succassful mousa trap off of my stova wit an old tootbrus. Aftar a faw good scrubs, out of abit I puttad ta tootbrus in my moutila I turnad on ta watar. FML

TODAY, I WAS AT THE LOCAL GROCERY STORE. I'VE HAD REALLY BAD GAS LATELY, AND I ACCIDENTALLY LET ONE GO WHILE STANDING IN LINE. THE WOMAN BEHIND ME THOUGHT IT WAS HER KID, AND SMACKED HIM FIR FARTING IN PUBLIC. FML

#21214127
161 comments

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On 07/19/2014 at 1:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML

#21212865
74 comments

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On 07/18/2014 at 12:45pm - money - by what people do for money - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had fir 3 yeres, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

#21212155
176 comments

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On 07/17/2014 at 7:32pm - animals - by kittynapper - United States (Colorado)

Today , I went to a market. I saw stallhich had mainly animal furs an things like that. I found a rounded , furry pen an stroked my cheek with it. Wonderinghat it was , being so soft an oddly shaped , I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML

#21211381
104 comments

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On 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm - misc - by happypineapple - Australia (Queensland)

Today I was waiting in a line looool texting on my pone. I earat sounded like a sneeze and said ( Bless you ) to te man in front of me. He gave me a drty look as I began to smell someting awful. It wasn't a sneeze. FML

#21211315
59 comments

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On 07/16/2014 at 10:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I accidantally twistad my balls in my own undarwaar so badly that I had to ba hospitalizad . FML

#21207158
139 comments

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On 07/12/2014 at 4:19pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

today mah brother decided to help me artificially age some of mah artwork by singieng looool the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fre to mah homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML

#21206966
73 comments

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On 07/12/2014 at 12:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my nieghbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

#21206177
87 comments

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On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I dacidd to bring down a vary old fan from tha attic. I pluggd it in, and as soon as I turnd it on, tiny spidars wara blown all ovar my room. fat FML

#21206028
116 comments

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On 07/11/2014 at 1:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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