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bigmanj28

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 January 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1314
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About bigmanj28 : Why are you reading this? I DON'T KNOW YOU

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Visits<b>Chibster</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 3:31pm<b>CamBamShamDaMan</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 8:14am<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 3:20pm<b>thatJerseygirl</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 6:15pm<b>shabadabba</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 10:19pm<b>stingray112</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 5:21pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 11:16pm<b>lemmegetsumpizza</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 4:05pm<b>alanamarieg</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 11:57am<b>MiguelRojas</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 1:52am<b>rachelv47</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 4:16pm<b>aishah77</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 9:06pm<b>earlpam</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 10:04am<b>CommentKing207</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 6:42pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 4:44pm<b>CoolFootSnook</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 11:21pm<b>XQuartzX</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 6:11pm<b>slippy327</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 3:52am

Fucked!<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 5:16am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 10:44pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 7:25pm

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bigmanj28's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML

by Anonymous / 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to my nuts via my neighbor's tennis ball shooter. FML

by Anonymous / 08/25/2011 at 12:24am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

by Anonymous / 07/22/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

by Anonymous / 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML

by sorehead / 07/13/2011 at 12:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, the couple downstairs decided they wanted to try a home birth. FML

by cocacoola / 07/11/2011 at 10:24am / Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla) / Kids

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up, too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

by wolf boy / 07/09/2011 at 8:13pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

by Anonymous / 07/08/2011 at 3:43pm / United States (South Carolina) / Work

Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

by Joe / 07/08/2011 at 2:48pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I was scheduled for an interview at 3 o'clock. I allowed thirty minutes for the drive, but when I put my key in the ignition, the car wouldn't start. FML

by Username / 07/07/2011 at 6:29pm / United States / Transportation

Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured to the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is heavily pregnant. I am just fat. FML

by Preggie / 07/07/2011 at 12:04am / Singapore / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

by single / 07/01/2011 at 5:12am / China (Guangdong) / Love

Today, our carbon monoxide detector started beeping. My mom started freaking out and made me go stand outside so I "don't die". I stood outside for 20 minutes, it was raining and it turned out that the detector was just low on battery. FML

by eyelashess / 06/29/2011 at 12:10am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I couldn't prove my son has had chickenpox, so his school gave us the option of getting a potentially dangerous shot he didn't need, pay for an expensive blood test to show that he previously had the virus, or sign a waiver stating I'm a religious nut refusing medical treatment. FML

by CallMeJesusFreak / 06/23/2011 at 7:58pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML

by lalala / 06/14/2011 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous