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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 861
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML

#17661103
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47930) - you deserved it (5738)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to my nuts via my neighbor's tennis ball shooter. FML

#17573986
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24263) - you deserved it (2338)

On 08/25/2011 at 12:24am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10365) - you deserved it (94032)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33586) - you deserved it (7089)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML

#17094031
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10086) - you deserved it (91904)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by sorehead (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the couple downstairs decided they wanted to try a home birth. FML

#17064956
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41845) - you deserved it (3826)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by cocacoola (woman) - Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla)

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up, too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

#17044737
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33960) - you deserved it (5635)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by wolf boy - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

#17029959
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29970) - you deserved it (2275)

On 07/08/2011 at 3:43pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

#17029350
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29665) - you deserved it (20059)

On 07/08/2011 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by Joe - United States

Today, I was scheduled for an interview at 3 o'clock. I allowed thirty minutes for the drive, but when I put my key in the ignition, the car wouldn't start. FML

#17017603
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25263) - you deserved it (3898)

On 07/07/2011 at 6:29pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured to the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is heavily pregnant. I am just fat. FML

#17008873
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30606) - you deserved it (21281)

On 07/07/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by Preggie - Singapore

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML

#16933111
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40993) - you deserved it (4076)

On 07/01/2011 at 5:12am - love - by single (man) - China (Guangdong)

Today, our carbon monoxide detector started beeping. My mom started freaking out and made me go stand outside so I "don't die". I stood outside for 20 minutes, it was raining and it turned out that the detector was just low on battery. FML

#16904545
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28919) - you deserved it (3838)

On 06/29/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by eyelashess (man) - United States (California)

Today, I couldn't prove my son has had chickenpox, so his school gave us the option of getting a potentially dangerous shot he didn't need, pay for an expensive blood test to show that he previously had the virus, or sign a waiver stating I'm a religious nut refusing medical treatment. FML

#16822119
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27560) - you deserved it (6685)

On 06/23/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by CallMeJesusFreak (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML

#16657844
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33344) - you deserved it (3241)

On 06/14/2011 at 6:47am - misc - by lalala (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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