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  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 January 1991 (23 years)
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About bigdwarf : I wana swim with dolphins . Soo bad . ^.^

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Today, a German guy came into the place where I work. Eager to use the German that I'd learned from my immigrant mother and her family, I started a conversation. Things were going well until the term I grew up thinking meant "Africa" turned out to be racist, translating as "Ape Land." FML

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