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bigcrazymike
  • Town/Country : Sacramento, U.S.A.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 May 1978 (35 years)
  • Number of visits : 18139
  • Number of comments : 161
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About bigcrazymike : Marriage has less beauty but more safety than the single life. It’s full of sorrows and full of joys. It lies under more burdens, but it is supported by all the strengths of love, and those burdens are delightful.

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Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12203) - you deserved it (34649)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64042) - you deserved it (3784)

On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)



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