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About bigcrazymike : Marriage has less beauty but more safety than the single life. It’s full of sorrows and full of joys. It lies under more burdens, but it is supported by all the strengths of love, and those burdens are delightful.
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Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML
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On 09/18/2011 at 8:23pm - love - by DeadScared (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
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On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)
Today, my mom admitted that she always makes me put away the dishes because my obsessive compulsive tendencies force me to arrange the glasses and silverware by size, just the way she likes them. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by Awesome. (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)
Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by candie - United States (Texas)
Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)
Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm - animals - by dukebluedevils13 - United States (Colorado)
Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)
Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family members with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter. FML
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On 08/01/2011 at 8:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my dad confessed that the only reason I'm alive today is because he couldn't afford to pay for an abortion. He couldn't afford it because he'd splashed out on brand new furniture at IKEA shortly before discovering my mom was pregnant. FML
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On 08/01/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by Savannah - United States (Alaska)
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by badbride - United States (California)
Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)
Today, a drunk crashed a truck into my porch. Shaken up, I was glad to see that so many of my neighbors had gathered around to comfort me. When the dust settled, I noticed my remaining porch furniture was missing. They weren't consoling me, they were casing the place. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by ypsitucky (woman) - United States (Michigan)
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