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Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML

#16715117
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40800) - you deserved it (3538)

On 06/17/2011 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

#16713536
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22502) - you deserved it (4395)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by NoRunning - United States (Virginia)

Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML

#16708648
204 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 7:32am - misc - by catherine - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some criminal who used to live in my house. Apparently, when they showed the man's mugshot to my neighbors upstairs, for some reason they identified the man as my husband. FML

#16708517
93 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 7:06am - love - by ari - United States

Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML

#16707397
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7428) - you deserved it (31986)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:32am - misc - by seriouslybored (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was passed over for the job of my dreams. I now have to watch as a girl I have on Facebook - a total moron - boasts daily about scoring the position instead. Turns out the interviewer was her uncle. FML

#16705159
103 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 12:50am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
486 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12036) - you deserved it (198595)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
486 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12036) - you deserved it (198595)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
486 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12036) - you deserved it (198595)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
486 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12036) - you deserved it (198595)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a video of him having sex with someone from one of his last relationships because he thought it would turn me on. FML

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

#16667115
301 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML

#16646185
226 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by secretpornstar - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

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