bigbisawesome

Search for a member

bigbisawesome

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 September 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 620
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About bigbisawesome : I love to dance and i love to cook

bigbisawesome's page activity

Visits<b>Zerpellica</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 2:40pm<b>MissMayLaw001</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 7:11pm<b>ShortStop19</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 3:25pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 1:31pm<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 2:25pm<b>Maczilla1</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 10:58pm<b>scouttrooper8</b> - the 08/04/2014 at 11:19pm<b>bellathebomb4545</b> - the 04/11/2014 at 4:32pm<b>Siderday</b> - the 03/28/2014 at 8:23pm<b>supergoldfish87</b> - the 01/06/2014 at 5:05pm<b>AmAzInG123456789</b> - the 12/24/2013 at 9:13pm<b>FamousPeace2001</b> - the 09/23/2013 at 7:02pm<b>nanamarie98</b> - the 08/01/2013 at 3:30pm<b>Raooka</b> - the 10/15/2011 at 11:54am<b>JipvS</b> - the 08/04/2011 at 7:13pm<b>Bobissmall</b> - the 08/04/2011 at 6:57pm<b>aPieceOfFruit</b> - the 08/04/2011 at 6:41pm<b>doof_fisch</b> - the 04/05/2011 at 12:16am

bigbisawesome's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

bigbisawesome's favorite FMLs

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

by stinky / 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm / United States (Indiana) / Work

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

by planking champion / 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

by Anonymous / 10/15/2011 at 2:58am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

by Anonymous / 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm / United States / Kids

Today, my roommate demanded that I dance naked for him as a birthday present. When I declined, he offered to pay me. When I declined again, he stormed off to pout in his room and played really loud depressing music. We're both guys and I have 11 months left on my lease with him. FML

by Creeped_out_n_stuck / 08/05/2011 at 12:46am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML

by Joe / 08/04/2011 at 2:28pm / United States (Florida) / Money

Today, my father described my method of hiding porn on the computer as "extremely naive." I don't know what's worse, that he found my porn or that he's better at hiding his. FML

by Alohaporno / 08/03/2011 at 2:31pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

by sbutler / 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

by Unknown / 07/07/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Missouri) / Holidays

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy