About bieberfied : my cousin set my username and I can't change it lol, but I'm a country gal, I may not be as funny as most, but I still like to make people laugh. Follow me on twitter @leos_angel :)
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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Today, was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
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On 07/23/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by nick (man) - United States (California)
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
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On 07/08/2012 at 7:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia
Today, I gave an old owl lamp away because I had no need for it. The new owner informed me shortly after that it was worth $400. FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 1:56am - money - by Feelinfunny1 - United States
Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
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On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)
Today, I found out that Whoopi Goldberg was NOT Oprah Winfrey's stage name. I was then laughed at for ages by my co-workers. FML
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On 09/01/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by MisterMisinformed - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 11:36am - misc - by dave (man) - United States
Today, I was walking through my house when I saw a strange man sitting on my couch. I asked him who he was and he said he was a friend of my mom's. He told me to join him and when I sat down, he punched me in the face and stole my cell phone, wallet, and car keys. FML
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On 09/03/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by robbed (man) - United States (Michigan)
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