biasedshooter

Search for a member

Online

biasedshooter

28Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 June 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 17478
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About biasedshooter : I am not racist, biased, or discriminatory in any way. I do however make jokes on these topics.

biasedshooter's page activity

Visits<b>missa8604</b> - yesterday at 5:11pm<b>2simz</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 3:38am<b>brownapple</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 3:47pm<b>sam10102121</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 3:39pm<b>Cdwoods</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 2:50am<b>obeykaitlyn</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 3:04am<b>lonelyincrowd</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 4:46am<b>welldarnit</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 4:59am<b>CoraJ</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 4:24pm<b>Angel14494</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 3:14am<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 2:59am<b>delichick</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 6:32am<b>Malteser95</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 4:48pm<b>MissDarkness</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 6:34pm<b>French_giirl</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 6:10pm<b>LyonDetreny</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 9:51am<b>manthymonkey</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 3:31am<b>kiki1705</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 2:42am

Fucked!<b>welldarnit</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 11:00am<b>delichick</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 12:29pm<b>MissDarkness</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 12:34am<b>Malteser95</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 3:08pm<b>classicate</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 4:51am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 3:59am<b>swaglesshipster</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 7:57pm<b>UnidentifiedFun</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 4:55pm<b>princessofbelair</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 5:15am<b>Kitteh8601</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 3:14am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 2:16am<b>saucybugger101</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 1:36am<b>Mons</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 2:43pm<b>bhushanak</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 7:07am<b>MiLM</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 4:46pm<b>Leigghhh</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 7:57pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 2:28am<b>keithsbooty</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 1:55am

biasedshooter's FML badges

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of biasedshooter's badges

biasedshooter's favorite FMLs

Today, while dining at a restaurant I heard a women choking. I immediately ran to her, wrapped my arms around her and started giving her abdominal thrusts. She freed herself and slapped me. Turns out she wasn't choking, she was just laughing. FML

by helper / 12/01/2009 at 1:15am / Costa Rica (Heredia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

by annonymous / 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, while I was in confession, I was saying my sins and the priest called me a "pain in the ass." FML

by ? / 11/29/2009 at 2:59am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML

by random123 / 11/29/2009 at 12:16am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML

by figures / 11/28/2009 at 8:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML

by saywhatnow / 11/25/2009 at 3:26pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at work, working on a new play. In the final dress rehearsal, I heard some of the crew laughing so I looked down at the very revealing costume to see that my left testicle was hanging out. FML

by youshitme / 11/25/2009 at 9:45am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom yelling, "Mommy-mommy that lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML

by n/a / 11/25/2009 at 2:36am / United States / Kids

Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom yelling, "Mommy-mommy that lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML

by n/a / 11/25/2009 at 2:36am / United States / Kids

Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom yelling, "Mommy-mommy that lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML

by n/a / 11/25/2009 at 2:36am / United States / Kids

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

by sickkid / 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML

by usmcgirl / 11/17/2009 at 10:18pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML

by anonymous / 11/16/2009 at 1:00am / Japan (Okinawa) / Kids

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

by TheMichaelNixon / 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm / United States (Tennessee) / Animals

Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye for details.", and I have been sending it out for the past few weeks. No wonder I haven't gotten any replies. FML

by crazylobster / 11/14/2009 at 11:52am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work