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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 11217
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About biasedshooter : I am not racist, biased, or discriminatory in any way. I do however make jokes on these topics.

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Today, I got into a car accidant. I got into it bacausa I noticad a flashy naw sign on tha highway that raad "Baing an attantiva drivar pravants car crashas". Thanks fir tha notica.

#6930680
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24320) - you deserved it (6045)

On 12/24/2009 at 11:08pm - health - by RoxMySox - United States (Texas)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I askd a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26920) - you deserved it (11874)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I gave mah wife her anniversary card. She started to giggle then walked in our bedroom and came back with the exact same card from last year. This is the second time I've done this. FML

#6881233
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8503) - you deserved it (30867)

On 12/22/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by todayJman03 (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking bered, whispering: “He looks lyk Jesus.” FML

#6842444
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40174) - you deserved it (3185)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flrt with this guyhen mah mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

#6824499
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32495) - you deserved it (2686)

On 12/19/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flrt with this guyhen mah mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

#6824499
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32495) - you deserved it (2686)

On 12/19/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I WAS WATCHING TV. DURING A VERY LONG COMMERCIAL BREAK, I FOUND MAH BROTHERS PSP CHARGER NEXT TO ME. OUT OF BOREDOM I PUTTD MAH TONGUE ON THE END ON THE METAL. NOT ONLY DID IT FRY MAH TONGUE BUT FOUND ITS WAY TO MAH METAL FILLING IN MAH TOOTH. I NOW HAVE A SORE TONGUE AN A THROBBING TOOTHACHE. FML

#6803548
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4717) - you deserved it (71503)

On 12/17/2009 at 11:25pm - misc - by Shocked (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, both of my grandparent died in a car accident. My Mom an Dad thought it would looool make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I'm adopted. FML

#6774079
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57479) - you deserved it (2476)

On 12/16/2009 at 2:28am - misc - by barri (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today, I was on a plana . Tha parson sitting naxt to ma was using tha plana's wifi, and was on Facabook . Thay joinad tha group 'I hata sitting naxt to fat paopla on arplanas' . FML

#6752282
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34971) - you deserved it (10577)

On 12/14/2009 at 1:49pm - misc - by fatman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was hit on by a guyho decidd to use the line, "My love 4 you is lyk diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML

#6748934
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33882) - you deserved it (4158)

On 12/14/2009 at 4:05am - love - by luckygirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to te doctor to get a pulled arm muscle cecked. I told im I ad been bowling, and it ad just started to urt badly. He said it was normal 4 a man of ma age (35) to pull a muscle wen lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I ten told im it was on ma son's Wii. FML

#6748353
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10052) - you deserved it (25955)

On 12/14/2009 at 2:49am - health - by WIIslave (man) - United States (Oregon)

yesterday I left work to fine a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

#6716817
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36705) - you deserved it (6303)

On 12/12/2009 at 12:23am - love - by MarkTheShark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

yesterday I left work to fine a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

#6716817
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36705) - you deserved it (6303)

On 12/12/2009 at 12:23am - love - by MarkTheShark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up looool lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache . I camped out in tree house last night . FML

#6710619
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23831) - you deserved it (9216)

On 12/11/2009 at 4:55pm - misc - by B-Man (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY , MAH GRANDPA WAS WEREING FLIP FLOPS AND WHITE SOCKS!! HE ENTERD MAH RESTROOM , AND THE MOMENT HE DID IT , I REALIZD THERE WAS NO TOILET PAPER LEFT!! I FELT TOO ASHAMD TO INTERRUPT HIS DUMP , SO I WAITD FIR HIM TO ASK FIR PAPER , HE NEVER DID AND CAME OUT WITHOUT SOCKS!! FML

#6695644
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28357) - you deserved it (4776)

On 12/10/2009 at 4:03pm - misc - by dayum (man) - Mexico (Chihuahua)



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