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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10165
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About biasedshooter : I am not racist, biased, or discriminatory in any way. I do however make jokes on these topics.

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biasedshooter's favorite FMLs

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML

#10707989
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18289) - you deserved it (26818)

On 05/23/2010 at 5:21am - misc - by Oops (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML

#10705100
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36163) - you deserved it (8799)

On 05/23/2010 at 1:32am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working as a counsellor at a special needs camp when one of the parents came up to my friend and asked her what my disorder was. FML

#10699156
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26473) - you deserved it (3002)

On 05/22/2010 at 9:24pm - misc - by *sigh* - United States (Indiana)

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

#10624819
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50251) - you deserved it (6768)

On 05/19/2010 at 8:12am - intimacy - by during - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was rushing to leave work and get home because I really had to use the bathroom. My cell phone rang and I thought it was my husband, so I answered by saying, "I really have to poop." Yep, not my husband. It was one of my employees, who has the same name. FML

#10516903
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8754) - you deserved it (29600)

On 05/13/2010 at 10:11pm - misc - by BigMouth McRedface (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML

#10481687
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22273) - you deserved it (5397)

On 05/12/2010 at 5:49am - health - by nick - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

#10433872
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36771) - you deserved it (9491)

On 05/09/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by imustbegay - United States

Today, I came back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace my bed sheets and clean my room. Apparently, she found a note under my mattress from my ex-boyfriend. It said "For all you future dudes, Connor was here first!" FML

#9645798
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31440) - you deserved it (9167)

On 04/05/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by FASHlONABLE - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML

#9507833
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10008) - you deserved it (35332)

On 03/30/2010 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by GonnaGetFired - United States (Alaska)

Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML

#9171908
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21444) - you deserved it (5394)

On 03/17/2010 at 10:12pm - work - by TheSuregeon (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML

#9161234
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33228) - you deserved it (3657)

On 03/17/2010 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went in for a doctors appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML

#9160182
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21233) - you deserved it (8485)

On 03/17/2010 at 2:26pm - health - by Betty (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

#9141842
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38911) - you deserved it (5986)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I learned that in Japan there are monkeys that wait tables and work at a tavern. Literally, I have a job a monkey can do. FML

#9129865
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27622) - you deserved it (5036)

On 03/16/2010 at 11:30am - work - by slickboy0023 (man) - United States (Illinois)



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