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Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute babby bunny cummd on an I calld her into the room, only 4 her to see it get killd by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32240) - you deserved it (16621)

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Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick an lost four teeth. Yesterday I got braces of six yeres removd. FML

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On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today... I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands... and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently... he didn't know the word 4 this is ambidextrous... cuz his teacher told me... ( Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual! ) FML

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On 06/22/2009 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

today the grl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me an said she'd couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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On 05/15/2009 at 4:44pm - love - by FriendsZone (man) - United States (Alabama)



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