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bhou56
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 138
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, as I got off the bus, I saw a girl counting her change making sure she had enough for the ride. Since it was my last stop for the day, I offered my day pass to her. She replied, "Get away, freak." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26526) - you deserved it (2183)

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