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bguerrero's favorite FMLs
by Jordan / 04/08/2012 at 6:37am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML
by anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anna / 03/27/2012 at 9:08pm / United States / Health
by Wow / 03/13/2012 at 12:38am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 9:20am / United States (New Mexico) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Lilah / 02/18/2012 at 7:29pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by random / 01/29/2012 at 5:53am / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Intimacy
Today, I've found out that since beginning my new heavy workout regime, my testosterone levels have gone through the roof, making me constantly horny. My girlfriend lives on another continent. The reason I'm working out so hard? To impress her when I see her next. FML
by Dooh / 01/17/2012 at 6:12pm / United Kingdom (Leicestershire) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
by haggisbowl / 01/14/2012 at 1:52am / United States / Intimacy
by brando2k5 / 12/06/2011 at 12:05am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by me / 11/30/2011 at 1:43am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 7:55am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy