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Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML

#19428378
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26396) - you deserved it (3407)

On 04/08/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by Jordan - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML

#19388939
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25888) - you deserved it (9912)

On 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML

#19359815
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26026) - you deserved it (4448)

On 03/27/2012 at 9:08pm - health - by Anna - United States

Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML

#19268925
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26976) - you deserved it (8573)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Wow (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML

#19250410
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40025) - you deserved it (5693)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

#19146778
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15877) - you deserved it (35962)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42667) - you deserved it (6139)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML

#19109811
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30089) - you deserved it (18922)

On 02/18/2012 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by Lilah - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about being in love with another girl. I had to comfort him. FML

#18940939
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33764) - you deserved it (5193)

On 01/29/2012 at 5:53am - intimacy - by random - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I've found out that since beginning my new heavy workout regime, my testosterone levels have gone through the roof, making me constantly horny. My girlfriend lives on another continent. The reason I'm working out so hard? To impress her when I see her next. FML

#18836857
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28280) - you deserved it (4794)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by Dooh (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

#18802490
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30258) - you deserved it (9144)

On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML

#18441721
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38100) - you deserved it (5498)

On 12/06/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by brando2k5 - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

#18391386
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39091) - you deserved it (8532)

On 11/30/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by me - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

#18329759
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35014) - you deserved it (6040)

On 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm - health - by chunkymonkey (woman) -

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

#18200253
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60929) - you deserved it (8937)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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