About bguerrero : I obviously like funny people and reading fmls..it makes my day. I'm very easily entertained(:
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Today, I saw a picture of a dude on a Harley on my friend's wall. I asked her if it was Dog the bounty hunter. It wasn't, it was her aunt. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 10:12pm - misc - by GogoTheGreat - United States (Texas)
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 12:04am - love - by gottalovefriends - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 10:43pm - love - by jack - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML
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On 04/21/2012 at 11:15pm - misc - by Jenn P (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML
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On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
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On 04/21/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)
Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML
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On 04/21/2012 at 2:01am - animals - by gimmeasalad - United States (California)
Today, I made my brother go to the grocery store to get some frozen pizzas. Ten minutes after he left, the power cut out. Still no power. Still hungry. FML
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On 04/19/2012 at 2:45pm - misc - by noooo!!! - United States
Today, while watching TV with my wife, I realized that we were still watching "My Little Pony" even though the kids had been asleep for half an hour. FML
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On 04/19/2012 at 12:08pm - misc - by ajnmegs - United States (Colorado)
Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that black people aren't all lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML
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On 04/19/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by MI3 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out my boyfriend and I have more in common than I thought. We both are sexually attracted to men. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by caitlinz5 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 4:29am - love - by OL2R - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML
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On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
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On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France
Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we need to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML
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On 04/12/2012 at 9:02pm - misc - by marymark - United States (New Jersey)
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