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  • Number of visits : 3400
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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bguerrero's favorite FMLs

Today, I realised that I've been deployed for far too long, when I caught myself looking down the cleavage of a mannequin wearing a bathing suit. FML

#19678152
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24947) - you deserved it (2954)

On 05/25/2012 at 12:03pm - misc - by Lonely_Army (man) - Qatar

Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML

#19670939
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25391) - you deserved it (7272)

On 05/24/2012 at 12:59am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after dieting, rigorous exercising and a major lifestyle change, I have finally reached my fitness goal. My parents were more excited about my 17-year-old brother getting to 3rd base with his girlfriend. FML

#19670300
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26532) - you deserved it (2951)

On 05/23/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

#19667338
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27411) - you deserved it (2383)

On 05/23/2012 at 11:52am - misc - by alexo - United States

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

#19660572
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33240) - you deserved it (6791)

On 05/22/2012 at 1:05am - intimacy - by chchboy (man) - United States

Today, while in the bathroom, I started absent-mindedly drumming on my thighs. I didn't stop to think that people outside would think I was masturbating. FML

#19655658
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24979) - you deserved it (7446)

On 05/21/2012 at 1:56am - intimacy - by morethanredhands -

Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML

#19652024
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26241) - you deserved it (2962)

On 05/20/2012 at 2:20pm - misc - by Jacquelinez (woman) - United States

Today, I was in the hospital with rib injuries after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said, "Well, you'll probably feel like you've been hit by a truck for a while." Everyone laughed, except me. When I said he was being insensitive, he replied, "Calm down, I'm just ribbing you." FML

#19633356
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17405) - you deserved it (30633)

On 05/16/2012 at 6:29pm - health - by ...... (man) - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "what birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

#19626736
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17314) - you deserved it (29562)

On 05/15/2012 at 10:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was at a bus stop making small talk with a really nice girl, when all of a sudden some kids let off firecrackers behind me. I shrieked like a little girl and practically jumped into her lap. FML

#19625329
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20938) - you deserved it (4615)

On 05/15/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML

#19624313
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22495) - you deserved it (41013)

On 05/14/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by singleagain (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

#19623439
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42562) - you deserved it (4352) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -

Today, I noticed the only time my husband stops snoring like a drunken horse is so that he can fart. FML

#19620502
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21798) - you deserved it (2322)

On 05/14/2012 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

#19618137
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9585) - you deserved it (34575)

On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the store for some pads with my dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realized that they were scented. He took one out of the box, sniffed it, made me sniff it, then insisted the cashier smell it. FML

#19614809
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29694) - you deserved it (2570)

On 05/13/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by vron991 - United States (Delaware)



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