About bguerrero : I obviously like funny people and reading fmls..it makes my day. I'm very easily entertained(:
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Today, I was at the mall, when a guy started screaming at his buddy for sleeping with his sister. It was pretty hilarious, so when he stormed off, I mockingly yelled, "Pussy!" He then whirled around and beat the absolute hell out of his friend. Now I feel like I'm going to reincarnate as a turd. FML
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On 08/09/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by feelsterrible (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
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On 08/09/2012 at 7:39am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML
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On 08/07/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by ohai95 (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)
Today, my girlfriend opened my refrigerator and began her standard moan: "You're a pig, you never clean up. Look at that egg, it makes me want to throw up, it's gone black, it’s covered in fuzz, IT'S GOT HAIR ON IT!" I got up to check it out. It was a Kiwi fruit. FML
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On 08/02/2012 at 9:00am - love - by opinaise - France (Midi-Pyrenees)
Today, I discovered that when I'm drunk, I hate wearing clothes. And it doesn't matter who is around to see it, not even my soon-to-be father-in-law. FML
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On 08/02/2012 at 1:10am - misc - by wherermypants (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
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On 08/01/2012 at 4:59pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)
Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
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On 08/01/2012 at 12:44pm - misc - by jessmess (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my sister and I were watching the Olympics. Michael Phelps was on the screen, and I was thinking how hot he is. My sister commented on how he looks so much like our brother. I can never look at either of them the same way ever again. FML
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On 08/01/2012 at 1:51am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, a coworker informed me that she thinks I may be descended from a race of goblins, because of my squat stature, ugly face and hairy arms. She was being completely serious. FML
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On 08/01/2012 at 1:46am - work - by Goblin Girl (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML
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On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
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On 07/30/2012 at 11:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML
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On 07/29/2012 at 8:25pm - misc - by oops (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML
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On 07/29/2012 at 9:34am - intimacy - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was at the mall, when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries, so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me, called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted for me to get away from her before she called the cops. FML
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On 07/27/2012 at 7:55pm - misc - by WTF is all I ask (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my long-term boyfriend insisted on me going down on him. When I asked what he would do in return, he said "I was thinking McDonald's". FML
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On 07/26/2012 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
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