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Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I took a big sip of water while on a bus. It went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough and hack loudly. The old woman sitting across from me asked if I was okay. Jokingly, I said, "Just dying." She replied, "You too, huh?" FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by suicide (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolls off of me without finishing, and says, "i'm bored." FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 9:35am - intimacy - by na (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 12:23pm - love - by JD (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 6:25pm - love - by oicwydt - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I went out to eat with my aunt and uncle, I barely looked at the male waiter because I'm a shy person. Then my uncle says: "YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT MY NIECE! She's never dated in her life." I'm 19 and my match maker is my uncle. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 5:08pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)
Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 9:55pm - love - by biblio - United States (Texas)
Today, I went out to lunch with two friends from high school. We saw a girl that we graduated with at the restaurant. The girl gave both of them hugs and introduced herself to me. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by bex - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML
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On 12/29/2008 at 5:56am - kids - by Hellau - Sent from mobile version
Today, well actually last night, I did a full striptease for my girlfriend to "You can leave your hat on". When the song was over, I was then completely naked, she says to me : "Maybe we should have closed the shutters!" FML
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On 11/29/2008 at 6:50am - intimacy - by ... - Sent from mobile version
Today, well actually last night, I did a full striptease for my girlfriend to "You can leave your hat on". When the song was over, I was then completely naked, she says to me : "Maybe we should have closed the shutters!" FML
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On 11/29/2008 at 6:50am - intimacy - by ... - Sent from mobile version
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