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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 August 1980 (34 years)
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Today, while relaxing in a chair in a shop, a man approached me an said, "You have no idea how many times I've farted in that chair." FML

#20797188
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40949) - you deserved it (4249)

On 07/22/2013 at 7:49am - misc - by xXxXxTOBIxX (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

yesterday mah house was eggd while I went out shopping. When I told mah dad about it he immediately and casually admittd to being the one who did it asking ( You got a fucking problem with that son? ) I don't know if he's just messing with mah head or if he looool really did do it. mega FML

#20756478
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40821) - you deserved it (3339)

On 06/30/2013 at 6:08pm - misc - by thefuck (man) - Ireland (Cavan)

Today , the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat an hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML

#20750694
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47607) - you deserved it (5895)

On 06/27/2013 at 4:27pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had to go with my mom to the gynecologist to translate due to her broken English . As we were filling out papers and answering questions, the doctor asked some very personal questions . I now know everything about my mom's sex life . FML

#20678467
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60216) - you deserved it (6304)

On 05/21/2013 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by knowtoomuch - United States (Colorado)

TADAY I REGISTERD ON AN RRITABLE BOWEL SUPPORT GROUP, UNKNOWINGLY LINKING IT TO MY FACEBOOK WALL. FML

#20666712
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38962) - you deserved it (10333)

On 05/16/2013 at 6:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I Found Out That Cell Phone Bill Was Much Higher Than Normal . After Investigating, I Realizd That A Text Conversation I Had With Stalker, Telling Him Multiple Times Not To Contact Me Anymore, Was To An International Cell Phone . I Have To Pay To Be Stalkd . FML

#20666438
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46459) - you deserved it (6010)

On 05/16/2013 at 12:31am - money - by astalkerindeed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend yelld at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had trid to hold his hand. big fat FML

#20664518
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51126) - you deserved it (4041)

On 05/15/2013 at 2:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, mah doorknob broke. While trying to impress mah dad and show that I can fix things 4 grls, I somehow managed to lock myself in mah room, with the doorknob on the other side of the door. When mah dad finally heard mah screams, he let me out. He had to take thehole door off. FML

#20662901
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34054) - you deserved it (18449)

On 05/14/2013 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

yesterday I calld a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrivd, I realisd I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab looool some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turnd my back. FML

#20632603
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38740) - you deserved it (13508)

On 04/30/2013 at 12:00pm - misc - by Brady (man) - Spain (Madrid)

Today... after a few weeks of mah friend pestering me to spend time with a mutual friend... I realized we had a lot in common. We both love shoes... peanut butter... and it appear that mah boyfriend of three years is her boyfriend of four years. FML

#20612533
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68592) - you deserved it (4848)

On 04/22/2013 at 2:58am - love - by Stupid (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today , mah mom broke the news that mah dad secretly got marrid two months ago , to a woman he has been dating for 15 yeres , an that mah parents have actually been divorcd for 12 yeres!! They just lid about it this whole time!! FML

#20585943
120 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by too young for this (woman) - United States

Today..!! mah Romeo and Juliet style relationship hit an all time low when mah boyfriend's parent filed a lawsuit against mah parents!! FML

#20585611
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46379) - you deserved it (6184)

On 04/11/2013 at 8:40pm - love - by Juliet (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I refused to go down on mah boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and... half crying... yelled that I was the thrd grl this week to turn him down. After sobbing 4 a bit... he looked me in the eyes and said... ( I need u to do this so I can prove mah manhood. ) FML

#20581880
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68787) - you deserved it (10920)

On 04/09/2013 at 7:05am - intimacy - by saywhat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I had mah frst game ever as an ice hockey goalie. Our team didn't have a goalie helmet , so they gave me a regular onehich didn't cover me completely. I was worried about it an told mah coach , but he said I would be fine. I then took looool a puck to the throat that sent me to hospital. FML

#20574528
139 comments

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On 04/04/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, while working at a porn store, a group of six people tried to return used toys and penis pumps. Even though you can't return any items, it's still an unfortunately common occurrence. The semen in these particular toys, however, is not. All of them began shouting at me 4 not refunding them. FML

#20569678
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44747) - you deserved it (6271)

On 04/01/2013 at 7:57am - intimacy - by ohgodwhyyoufreaks (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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