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by Daddy / 08/19/2016 at 10:55am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by rejected / 07/28/2014 at 6:09pm / United States (California) / Love
by oh my fucking god / 07/10/2014 at 9:34am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/10/2014 at 11:05am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Miscellaneous
Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML
by Anonymous / 01/04/2014 at 4:31pm / Ireland / Miscellaneous
by Kayla_BlowPop / 01/03/2014 at 3:34am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2014 at 3:36pm / United Kingdom (Fife) / Miscellaneous
by Lucie / 12/22/2013 at 8:51pm / United States (New York) / Love
by helpme / 12/03/2013 at 11:05pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by DocShadow / 12/03/2013 at 12:33pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML
by wheezy / 12/03/2013 at 12:28pm / United States (Mississippi) / Health
by unemployed and bereaved / 11/25/2013 at 12:03am / United Kingdom / Work
Today, I met a fellow Star Wars fan. We began enthusiastically talking about how almost no one our age knows the good old classics anymore. I was referring to the original trilogy; she was talking about the ones with Jar Jar Binks. FML
by StarWarsGeek / 11/21/2013 at 1:00am / United States / Love
by clodius / 11/20/2013 at 1:25pm / United Kingdom (North Lanarkshire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/14/2013 at 10:17am / Ireland / Miscellaneous
- Today, I went to the doctor's office, they did their regular check up, and found "odd red marks" on… Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the… Today, I found out that, given the correct velocity, a used condom can actually fly through a tiny…