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Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45600) - you deserved it (7095)

On 01/14/2014 at 1:48am - misc - by rholt (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my neighbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed, online exam. FML

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On 11/21/2013 at 5:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out my handwriting is so bad that people think I write in Arabic. FML

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On 10/16/2013 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was playing soccer when a player kicked the ball at my crotch. In pain, I kneeled down. The referee came up to me and whispered, "The smaller they are, the more it hurts." FML

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On 10/07/2013 at 8:21pm - misc - by Agax (man) - United States (California)

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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On 09/30/2013 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)



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