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bewer415

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Taday I trid to ( trip ) an fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missd an fell on my face. He steppd over me an kept walking. FML

#20646330
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24255) - you deserved it (48617)

On 05/06/2013 at 8:45pm - misc - by clumsy - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY, I WAS AT MAH AUNT AN UNCLE'S HOUSE. I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AN AFTER I WASHD MAH HANDS, I TOOK A Q-TIP OUT OF THE CARTON TO CLEAN MAH EARS. WHEN I REACHD 4 A SECOND ONE, I NOTICD THAT EVERY Q-TIP IN THE CARTON WAS ACTUALLY ALREADY USD. FML

#20643700
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46404) - you deserved it (7693)

On 05/05/2013 at 7:10pm - health - by grossed out - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah girlfriand an I wara at tha rivar . Sha thraw mud on ma, so I playfully thraw soma on har, an wa got into a mud fight . Apparantly, sha took tha "fight" sariously, cuz I'm now singla . FML

#20643291
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52517) - you deserved it (5549)

On 05/05/2013 at 3:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairshen she counts how many she's putting in fir a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML

#20641701
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23602) - you deserved it (35364)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:41pm - misc - by Fatty Fatty Fatso (woman) - United States (New York)

I mat mah naw roommata. Sha has a lifa-siza cardboard cutout of Justin looool Biabar in har room, which I'va saan har having actual convarsations with twica alraady. I hava to shara a badroom with this psycho. FML

#20640984
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53424) - you deserved it (4434)

On 05/04/2013 at 1:46pm - misc - by immovingout (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I was out with mah grandma when a pair of very shady guys approachd us in the street hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride she pulld a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck gran? FML

#20640901
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50282) - you deserved it (7092)

On 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by emasculated 10000% (man) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today I walkd into ta living room to find ma 11-yaar-old daugtar about to kiss ar ( not ma boyfriand ) on ta lips. Wan I askd wat sa tougt sa was doing sa paald a piaca of scotc tapa off ar lips and said ( It's okay! Wa'ra using protaction. ) FML

#20640565
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67479) - you deserved it (9932)

On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I finally started exercising. I'm a rather obese person an I'm super pumped up to finally get off mah lazy butt an loose some wieght. Locking myself in mah room, I first started with a very simple exercise: jumping jacks. I farted each time I jumped. I jumped 10 times. FML

#20640437
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45733) - you deserved it (11253)

On 05/04/2013 at 4:11am - health - by thatonesilentkidinclass (man) - Philippines (Batangas)

Today , I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her fir half-an-hour I finally said , ( At least you're not doing drugs. ) She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said , ( At least I'm not a prostitute? ) FML

#20640404
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64076) - you deserved it (14082)

On 05/04/2013 at 3:22am - kids - by prostitott -

yesterday I gave a big presentation to mah class . It included PowerPoint slide an video clips of the country I'd been resereching . Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page . He practically got a standing ovation . I got a single clap . FML

#20638884
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44443) - you deserved it (3438)

On 05/03/2013 at 12:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, mah boss fird me for acting ( inappropriately ) at work !! I gave him a hug !! He's mah dad !! FML

#20638777
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66557) - you deserved it (8093)

On 05/03/2013 at 11:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was hitting on a cute grl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opend Safari on my phone. It opend to my video from Pornhub I watchd yesterday and startd playing, on full volume, through the entre bus. FML

#20638691
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25813) - you deserved it (68169)

On 05/03/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by acnecream - Finland (Eastern Finland)

Yesterday, mah wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

#20637691
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60607) - you deserved it (9157)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I learned tat binding my stomac wit duct tape isn't wort it to look tin. I also learned te even worse part wen I srieked more loudly tan I sould've wen I tried to discreetly rip it off in istory class.

Today, I got ome from work an found ma grlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. Se ended up pusing me onto te bed, an as I lay tere, expecting to be pleasured, se pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas an dressed me in tem. FML

#20632794
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59506) - you deserved it (7761)

On 04/30/2013 at 2:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)



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