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bettyboop428

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 April 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1917
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About bettyboop428 : Married with a beautiful child. I have a boring life, though. I use FML to brighten up my days.

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bettyboop428's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out why my wife has been cold and distant lately. She went to a psycho fraudster - sorry, I mean "psychic medium" - who said I'm lusting after other women and am thinking about leaving her. She actually believed him. Now I'm considering leaving her for real. Well played, I guess. FML

#21312671
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31727) - you deserved it (2983)

On 12/06/2014 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Belgium

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML

#21312092
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36755) - you deserved it (5989)

On 12/05/2014 at 4:13pm - love - by hh - United States (South Dakota)

Today, my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound "too black" and it's "upsetting" some of our customers. I don't know what that even means, but my boss said I need to "tone it down or we're gonna have some problems". FML

#21310827
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37121) - you deserved it (3519)

On 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm - work - by WTF - United States (Texas)

Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman, like they're the funniest people on the planet. My name is Elsa. FML

#21297408
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44221) - you deserved it (3863)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent over $2,000 on a big flatscreen TV. My dad insisted I let him mount it on the wall instead of paying someone to do it. All seemed fine, until the TV came loose and smashed onto the floor. My dad refuses to accept responsibility, and says I should've had a professional install it instead. FML

#21293581
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42797) - you deserved it (7297)

On 11/06/2014 at 6:37pm - money - by Anonymou$ (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML

#21284275
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37798) - you deserved it (10996)

On 10/24/2014 at 6:54am - intimacy - by too good - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if you have sex before getting married, you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you. Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell, but sexually active as well. FML

#21283066
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41430) - you deserved it (5538)

On 10/22/2014 at 12:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I lost my laptop, but I have my old childhood computer to use. It's password-protected, and the hint to the password is "meaner than Hera." I haven't been into Greek mythology since I was a kid, and if anything, this computer has just shown me how dumb I've gotten over the years. FML

#21282844
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30585) - you deserved it (5781)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by HeckIfIKnow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after my dad trying every bait, hormone, and poison, the cockroaches in this apartment have gone crazy. They are trying to kill themselves. One tried to commit suicide, by suffocation, in my mouth this morning. FML

#21282365
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37185) - you deserved it (3424)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:42am - misc - by youngboob (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

#21276883
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36894) - you deserved it (4104)

On 10/13/2014 at 1:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML

#21270711
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45726) - you deserved it (10074)

On 10/04/2014 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by SadMother - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

#21270163
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45139) - you deserved it (4219)

On 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by oncehipjr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML

#21269654
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30326) - you deserved it (3843)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my best friend, who I've been in love with for nearly a decade, asked me to help him set up an online dating profile. During our 4-hour conversation, as he waded through the profiles, he complained that it was impossible for him to find a girl to have a meaningful conversation with. FML

#21269205
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40964) - you deserved it (6247)

On 10/01/2014 at 9:33pm - love - by EosThorn (woman) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, I found out my son was selling pot for pesos. We live in New Jersey and have never planned on going to Mexico. FML

#21268628
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37641) - you deserved it (4561)

On 09/30/2014 at 10:30pm - kids - by Potforapeso (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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