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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 May 1995 (20 years)
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Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58282) - you deserved it (5395)

On 06/18/2014 at 9:14pm - misc - by guest - United States (California)

Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (49483) - you deserved it (5889)

On 06/13/2014 at 5:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw the hottest nurse ever. Too bad he was pulling out a piece of wax the size of a raisin from my blocked ear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44366) - you deserved it (8035)

On 05/27/2014 at 11:23pm - health - by idk - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49296) - you deserved it (35067)

On 05/25/2014 at 11:50am - love - by HomicidalPegasus (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML


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On 03/27/2014 at 6:34pm - misc - by mookiemookie01 (woman) -

Today, my mum asked me how the guinea pig was doing. We don't have a guinea pig. Turns out she had volunteered me to look after the next door neighbor's guinea pig when they were away and 'forgot' to tell me. They have been gone two weeks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51603) - you deserved it (3683)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:59am - animals - by HelpMe (man) - United Kingdom (Scottish Borders, The)

Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML


I agree, your life sucks (71279) - you deserved it (3375)

On 10/18/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I was on drive-thru where I work. Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through. A woman came in and I noticed her dog. Without a thought, I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one. I looked again. The 'dog' was her daughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51307) - you deserved it (25466)

On 07/19/2013 at 9:54am - work - by Treats For Days - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49960) - you deserved it (4901)

On 06/15/2013 at 4:57am - love - by bloody - United States

Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML

Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML


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On 05/31/2013 at 12:16am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML


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On 04/13/2013 at 2:07pm - misc - by reallythough - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML


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On 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by je_regrette_tout (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterward tried to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML


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On 02/25/2013 at 2:47pm - health - by laprochainefoisjerestealamaison (woman) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

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