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bethyc4
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8390
  • Number of comments : 329
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About bethyc4 : I've died twice and I'm still around. There is no gettin' rid of me fuckers! =D I've been on my own since the week I turned 18. I graduated High School a valedictorian and I work as a care giver and In-home personal care provider for the VA taking care of disabled children and vets.

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bethyc4's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML

#16882542
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42562) - you deserved it (3418)

On 06/27/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by mavstrr1764847 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML

#16881052
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38575) - you deserved it (5140)

On 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by MakeMyDay_27 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

#16879912
560 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71015) - you deserved it (7426)

On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63761) - you deserved it (7781)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, it has been 8 months since I started a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day for a year. I just heard a noise outside. They cut the tree down. FML

#16877563
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47695) - you deserved it (4176)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

#16871149
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24877) - you deserved it (38087)

On 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by kaplwv116 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

#16867812
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10354) - you deserved it (25360)

On 06/26/2011 at 4:47pm - kids - by Mommy - United States (Oregon)

Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML

#16867532
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15123) - you deserved it (48887)

On 06/26/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39071) - you deserved it (15671)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML

#16852326
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32527) - you deserved it (3984)

On 06/25/2011 at 4:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML

#16848104
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32632) - you deserved it (4970)

On 06/25/2011 at 10:21am - misc - by woahheylex - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

#16847763
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19156) - you deserved it (64626)

On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my mother won't give me any painkillers for my migraine. She believes that "When medicine goes into your stomach, the acids stop the medicine from working" and that "It's all in people's heads when medicine works". FML

#16847494
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33620) - you deserved it (2932)

On 06/25/2011 at 8:58am - health - by Live02Dance - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

#16846296
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38229) - you deserved it (7825)

On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

#16844513
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41578) - you deserved it (17653)

On 06/25/2011 at 2:02am - love - by cek4uytp - United States (California)



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