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bethyc4

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bethyc4
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7468
  • Number of comments : 316
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About bethyc4 : I've died twice and I'm still around. There is no gettin' rid of me fuckers! I've been on my own since the week I turned 18. I graduated High School a valedictorian and I work as a care giver taking care of disabled children.

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Fucked!<b>Cautocracy</b> - 3 hours ago<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - 5 hours ago<b>kc_chocochip</b> - yesterday at 8:45am<b>Connorhamell</b> - yesterday at 4:35am<b>teslabitch</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 12:20pm<b>Bellock86</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 2:52pm<b>superwolf33</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 2:34am<b>hantu69</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 6:35pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 5:09pm<b>moron011</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 6:30am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 11:51am<b>dvd1790</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 6:32am<b>greekk</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 3:45am<b>cabub007</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 8:04pm<b>wild4drums</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 7:42pm<b>eskemo30</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 5:56pm<b>PITSB</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 6:01am<b>Ericisme</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 8:14pm

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bethyc4's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the beach with my friends to show off my engagement ring. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up extremely sunburnt to a text from my boyfriend confessing that he's been cheating on me. I gave him the ring back. Now I have its tan line on my finger. FML

#16504640
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40609) - you deserved it (6441)

On 06/04/2011 at 8:54pm - love - by Burned - United States

Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML

#16499579
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14972) - you deserved it (43411)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by Flarewolf (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML

#16499106
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33384) - you deserved it (4800)

On 06/04/2011 at 1:37pm - love - by hcflorence1 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my ex boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML

#16495662
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31561) - you deserved it (21873)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:35am - love - by guttedgirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, I got my beautiful daughter ready to be a flower girl for the first time. A flower girl in the wedding of her father, my ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on me with. FML

#16495629
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45689) - you deserved it (3675)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:27am - misc - by maribel - United States (California)

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

#16495261
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11391) - you deserved it (113680)

On 06/04/2011 at 5:36am - love - by PizzaBoySwag (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out for unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with my recently ex-boyfriend. FML

#16487802
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24608) - you deserved it (6875)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:23pm - work - by janice - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

#16487727
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51358) - you deserved it (9910)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML

#16480333
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43616) - you deserved it (4605)

On 06/03/2011 at 6:17am - intimacy - by peaaaak (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)

Today, my dad's work phone went off, and I thought I should go tell him since he's on call. Turns out no matter how you do it, a 47 year old man at one in the morning will think you are a burglar trying to attack him. FML

#16479065
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26869) - you deserved it (3127)

On 06/03/2011 at 2:25am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

#16468673
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38638) - you deserved it (5415)

On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States

Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML

#16468049
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53020) - you deserved it (4797)

On 06/02/2011 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by jsalmons - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML

#16466460
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34146) - you deserved it (15047)

On 06/02/2011 at 10:49am - intimacy - by satisfied88 -

Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML

#16451971
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22722) - you deserved it (58993)

On 06/01/2011 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67334) - you deserved it (3744)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)



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