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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 November 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9391
  • Number of comments : 331
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About bethyc4 : I've died twice and I'm still around. There is no gettin' rid of me fuckers! =D I've been on my own since the week I turned 18. I graduated High School a valedictorian and I work as a care giver and In-home personal care provider for the VA taking care of disabled children and vets.

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Visits<b>jsan727</b> - yesterday at 2:56am<b>Adeptus_Astartes</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 10:41am<b>mrchachie</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 4:01am<b>DemonicOtaku101</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 11:50pm<b>CorvusVenator</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 5:54pm<b>sandormatyi</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 12:59pm<b>H3LL_K1D</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 6:46am<b>wafflelover</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 12:49am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 11:58am<b>Bustedbutsilent</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 4:54pm<b>dno79</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:33am<b>Michaelaarnett</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 3:26am<b>FlamingFires</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 3:02pm<b>bobbymcjagger</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 10:27am<b>jadeluv</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 10:30pm<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 6:34pm<b>lui_pg</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 4:26pm<b>smrn95</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 4:11pm

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bethyc4's favorite FMLs

Today, after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage, she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML

#20714826
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52686) - you deserved it (3544)

On 06/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anoymous - United States (California)

Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

#20691071
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67664) - you deserved it (15477)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I cut my bangs. When I asked my boyfriend if he liked it he said, "It's like I'm dating a new girl, this way I won't get bored with you." FML

#20687072
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48965) - you deserved it (7862)

On 05/26/2013 at 10:15am - love - by thenewgirlfriend - United States (Texas)

Today, due to my allergies I can't stop sneezing. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for my hemorrhoids making each sneeze feel like I'm getting a cactus shoved up my ass. FML

#20679212
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41520) - you deserved it (3716)

On 05/22/2013 at 1:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

#20608416
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58167) - you deserved it (7348)

On 04/20/2013 at 7:40pm - love - by Thanks Babe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML

#20561087
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51465) - you deserved it (4178)

On 03/26/2013 at 3:04pm - love - by Megan - United States

Today, the abandoned cat that I took in for the night and during bad weather seems to have spread fleas around my house. They're everywhere. FML

#20452665
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18299) - you deserved it (36853)

On 01/10/2013 at 9:41pm - animals - by jesspie - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML

#20449894
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53663) - you deserved it (5133)

On 01/09/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by kk - United States

Today, my husband came home with a bunch of realistic-looking wigs for women. When I asked them what they were for, he said he wanted to spice up our sex life with them. When I told him I refused to wear a wig, he said in a very serious tone that I wasn't going to be the one wearing them, he was. FML

#20438198
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44344) - you deserved it (6735)

On 01/02/2013 at 5:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML

#20427625
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41597) - you deserved it (15465)

On 12/28/2012 at 10:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was blessed with a girlfriend who loves giving blowjobs. And cursed with a girlfriend who is also somehow really bad at them. FML

#20174308
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36463) - you deserved it (8785)

On 11/22/2012 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by Janitoro (man) - United States

Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML

#20119371
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35198) - you deserved it (19743)

On 10/16/2012 at 8:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML

#20043181
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31401) - you deserved it (4080)

On 08/26/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML

#19988721
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32733) - you deserved it (2307)

On 07/28/2012 at 5:56am - health - by Insomniac (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

#19726034
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29762) - you deserved it (3939)

On 06/03/2012 at 10:47am - health - by Monkey253100 - France



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