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bethyc4
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8139
  • Number of comments : 320
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About bethyc4 : I've died twice and I'm still around. There is no gettin' rid of me fuckers! I've been on my own since the week I turned 18. I graduated High School a valedictorian and I work as a care giver taking care of disabled children.

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Visits<b>brieee</b> - yesterday at 12:21pm<b>Hildy93</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 1:10am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 9:04pm<b>dylerbiller</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 3:37am<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:42pm<b>Trollx</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 2:20pm<b>realmz123</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 10:50am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 12:57am<b>mhb210</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 11:48pm<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 9:31pm<b>Bishop423</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:07pm<b>savagetitan</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 9:43am<b>aleyp63</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 10:23pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 6:45pm<b>Loyalteez</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:28pm<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 11:49am<b>QBChris43</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 10:34am<b>JoeOfDoom</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 5:40am

Fucked!<b>Hildy93</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 8:40am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 6:57am<b>savagetitan</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 3:43pm<b>QBChris43</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:33pm<b>slender_gab</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 6:39pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 11:22pm<b>kobra33</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 10:04pm<b>tanishpradhan</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 3:38pm<b>chandler1127</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 1:14pm<b>duffmani</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 1:27am<b>supreme_umbra</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 1:15am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 8:28pm<b>Maloonatic</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 8:19pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 8:01pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 6:57pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 3:07am<b>chode124</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 12:09am<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 12:13am

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bethyc4's favorite FMLs

Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML

#16982648
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11128) - you deserved it (57234)

On 07/05/2011 at 3:06am - love - by eatmywords (man) - Singapore

Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead I see my neighbor dancing with strobe lights on and music blasting. He was by himself and had absolutely nothing on. FML

#16978964
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30846) - you deserved it (3984)

On 07/04/2011 at 10:38pm - intimacy - by danam - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

#16977432
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31393) - you deserved it (6035)

On 07/04/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by brittbrat4 - United States

Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids just wouldn't look right. FML

#16976984
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40269) - you deserved it (3138)

On 07/04/2011 at 7:42pm - kids - by K3you - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss fired me for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it; he just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't. I live in an at-will employment state. FML

#16960895
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30517) - you deserved it (3052)

On 07/03/2011 at 12:21pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I jokingly told my girlfriend that sperm kills acne, she laughed and said "so that's how you got rid of yours so fast" then continued to text all her friends and tell them. FML

#16957068
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15453) - you deserved it (45248)

On 07/03/2011 at 1:51am - intimacy - by fmylife7721 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML

#16954245
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41451) - you deserved it (3530)

On 07/02/2011 at 10:15pm - love - by lostbandana - United States

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

#16951432
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34042) - you deserved it (4206)

On 07/02/2011 at 5:51pm - love - by thanksfyi (woman) - Norway

Today, while on student exchange in Germany, I was making myself a cup of coffee. When I rummaged around in the fridge, my room-mates asked me what I was looking for. I said I wanted to put "samen" in my coffee. They laughed. Ah yes, "sahne" means "cream". "Samen" means "sperm". FML

#16951443
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29798) - you deserved it (11248) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/02/2011 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Hum - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

#16950296
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31218) - you deserved it (2377)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML

#16945555
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29859) - you deserved it (4305)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymouse (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML

#16945006
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46370) - you deserved it (4876)

On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33630) - you deserved it (3242)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got more excited when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once in a vending machine than I did when I got married. FML

#16942912
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30532) - you deserved it (18815)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:14am - love - by jakewr - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML

#16939716
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35961) - you deserved it (9860)

On 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by NYMTS - Australia (New South Wales)



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