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bethyc4
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7836
  • Number of comments : 318
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About bethyc4 : I've died twice and I'm still around. There is no gettin' rid of me fuckers! I've been on my own since the week I turned 18. I graduated High School a valedictorian and I work as a care giver taking care of disabled children.

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bethyc4's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML

#16908101
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42075) - you deserved it (3495)

On 06/29/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by mymomsstupid - United States

Today, my boss yelled at me for ruining the report she was supposed to write with my "terrible spelling and grammar". I've checked it thoroughly, and all of her 'corrections' are wrong. She doesn’t believe me, and is refusing to look at a dictionary. FML

#16907603
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35539) - you deserved it (2532)

On 06/29/2011 at 8:59am - work - by frustrated (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, while making love, he farted. And blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML

#16905122
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37216) - you deserved it (5745)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:13am - intimacy - by crazy_bitch122 - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

#16896925
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31069) - you deserved it (4899)

On 06/28/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Qwerty - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

#16895867
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40037) - you deserved it (2700)

On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he'd resolved all the issues with his ex and is getting back together with her. Normally I could tolerate this if it weren't for the fact that I just moved to a different country to live with him, and turned down a university and a scholarship. FML

#16894296
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31367) - you deserved it (52977)

On 06/28/2011 at 5:53am - love - by Mrs.Slyfox (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML

#16893359
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42352) - you deserved it (8031)

On 06/28/2011 at 3:32am - health - by disgustedgf - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML

#16886494
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40941) - you deserved it (3176)

On 06/27/2011 at 7:45pm - love - by fmylovelife - United States

Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML

#16886368
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24254) - you deserved it (38364)

On 06/27/2011 at 7:34pm - intimacy - by nomorefreehugs - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out my new Commanding Officer is my ex-wife's new boyfriend. We're going on a two year tour at sea in two weeks. The reason we got a divorce is that she couldn't handle being tied down with someone in the Navy. FML

#16882996
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46772) - you deserved it (3035)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Drunken Sailor - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML

#16882542
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40619) - you deserved it (3263)

On 06/27/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by mavstrr1764847 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML

#16881052
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38520) - you deserved it (5134)

On 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by MakeMyDay_27 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

#16879912
560 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70169) - you deserved it (7335)

On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61557) - you deserved it (7539)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, it has been 8 months since I started a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day for a year. I just heard a noise outside. They cut the tree down. FML

#16877563
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47641) - you deserved it (4170)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)



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