About bethyc4 : I've died twice and I'm still around. There is no gettin' rid of me fuckers! I've been on my own since the week I turned 18. I graduated High School a valedictorian and I work as a care giver taking care of disabled children.
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Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)
Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 1:56am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, as a part of my job, I took a couple around to look at houses that are on sale. After driving them around and looking at tons of houses, the wife said, "Okay. I think we have enough decorating ideas." FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 11:08pm - work - by Rachael (woman) - United States
Today, I asked my mother to pay back the $50 she owes me. Rather than paying me back, she raced off to "work". She's been unemployed for 3 years. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 7:43pm - work - by FMarinasL (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by budbunny13 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by ashleyrae (woman) - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by mymomsstupid - United States
Today, my boss yelled at me for ruining the report she was supposed to write with my "terrible spelling and grammar". I've checked it thoroughly, and all of her 'corrections' are wrong. She doesn’t believe me, and is refusing to look at a dictionary. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 8:59am - work - by frustrated (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)
Today, while making love, he farted. And blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 1:13am - intimacy - by crazy_bitch122 - United States (California)
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Qwerty - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he'd resolved all the issues with his ex and is getting back together with her. Normally I could tolerate this if it weren't for the fact that I just moved to a different country to live with him, and turned down a university and a scholarship. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 5:53am - love - by Mrs.Slyfox (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
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