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bethyc4
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8140
  • Number of comments : 320
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About bethyc4 : I've died twice and I'm still around. There is no gettin' rid of me fuckers! I've been on my own since the week I turned 18. I graduated High School a valedictorian and I work as a care giver taking care of disabled children.

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Visits<b>brieee</b> - yesterday at 12:21pm<b>Hildy93</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 1:10am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 9:04pm<b>dylerbiller</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 3:37am<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:42pm<b>Trollx</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 2:20pm<b>realmz123</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 10:50am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 12:57am<b>mhb210</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 11:48pm<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 9:31pm<b>Bishop423</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:07pm<b>savagetitan</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 9:43am<b>aleyp63</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 10:23pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 6:45pm<b>Loyalteez</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:28pm<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 11:49am<b>QBChris43</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 10:34am<b>JoeOfDoom</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 5:40am

Fucked!<b>Hildy93</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 8:40am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 6:57am<b>savagetitan</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 3:43pm<b>QBChris43</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:33pm<b>slender_gab</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 6:39pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 11:22pm<b>kobra33</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 10:04pm<b>tanishpradhan</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 3:38pm<b>chandler1127</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 1:14pm<b>duffmani</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 1:27am<b>supreme_umbra</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 1:15am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 8:28pm<b>Maloonatic</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 8:19pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 8:01pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 6:57pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 3:07am<b>chode124</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 12:09am<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 12:13am

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bethyc4's favorite FMLs

Today, at a grocery store, a man came up to me while I was picking out apples and whispered in my ear, "That's how Snow White died." FML

#20947922
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44770) - you deserved it (4077)

On 11/06/2013 at 4:16pm - misc - by awkward - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML

#20786569
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49522) - you deserved it (4150)

On 07/16/2013 at 4:00pm - love - by .__. (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

#20782670
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60147) - you deserved it (3006)

On 07/14/2013 at 6:52pm - misc - by thatsfine (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

#20691071
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66189) - you deserved it (15109)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I cut my bangs. When I asked my boyfriend if he liked it he said, "It's like I'm dating a new girl, this way I won't get bored with you." FML

#20687072
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47481) - you deserved it (7689)

On 05/26/2013 at 10:15am - love - by thenewgirlfriend - United States (Texas)

Today, due to my allergies I can't stop sneezing. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for my hemorrhoids making each sneeze feel like I'm getting a cactus shoved up my ass. FML

#20679212
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40129) - you deserved it (3616)

On 05/22/2013 at 1:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

#20608416
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54996) - you deserved it (7035)

On 04/20/2013 at 7:40pm - love - by Thanks Babe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I asked my mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML

#20449894
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50583) - you deserved it (4849)

On 01/09/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by kk - United States

Today, I was blessed with a girlfriend who loves giving blowjobs. And cursed with a girlfriend who is also somehow really bad at them. FML

#20174308
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32281) - you deserved it (8152)

On 11/22/2012 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by Janitoro (man) - United States

Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML

#20043181
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28263) - you deserved it (3769)

On 08/26/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML

#19988721
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30221) - you deserved it (2145)

On 07/28/2012 at 5:56am - health - by Insomniac (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

#19726034
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26402) - you deserved it (3562)

On 06/03/2012 at 10:47am - health - by Monkey253100 - France

Today, I received an email from my girlfriend listing 10 ways to stop premature ejaculation. Subtle. FML

#19629864
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23045) - you deserved it (6692)

On 05/15/2012 at 10:53pm - intimacy - by quick blow (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML

#19621100
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36210) - you deserved it (5953)

On 05/14/2012 at 6:31am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86903) - you deserved it (4271)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia



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