Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Online | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6884
  • Number of comments : 295
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About bethyc4 : I've died twice and I'm still around. There is no gettin' rid of me fuckers! I've been on my own since the week I turned 18. I graduated High School a valedictorian and I work as a care giver taking care of disabled children.

bethyc4's page activity

Visits<b>yeahd</b> - 1 minute ago<b>awkwardmusician</b> - 7 minutes ago<b>Red_Brooks</b> - 22 minutes ago<b>LowExpectations</b> - 48 minutes ago<b>Mukuro</b> - one hour ago<b>salman_ch</b> - one hour ago<b>Sir_ND_Pity</b> - one hour ago<b>SamBeast</b> - one hour ago<b>Jonkbaby</b> - one hour ago<b>tuxedotitan</b> - 2 hours ago<b>Wondermage</b> - 2 hours ago<b>pandaman0926</b> - 3 hours ago<b>Cads1</b> - 3 hours ago<b>giantsfan2010</b> - 3 hours ago<b>jomar_19</b> - 3 hours ago<b>xarmoredsniperx</b> - 3 hours ago<b>Badkarma4u</b> - 4 hours ago<b>Nreekayx</b> - 6 hours ago

Fucked!<b>Mukuro</b> - just now<b>jomar_19</b> - just now<b>Cads1</b> - 30 minutes ago<b>spockadelic</b> - 4 hours ago<b>NodakN8V</b> - 5 hours ago<b>sandman676</b> - 7 hours ago<b>Shemp_5</b> - 8 hours ago<b>kmac412</b> - 9 hours ago<b>ManUtdforlife</b> - 9 hours ago<b>munzapoppa</b> - 9 hours ago<b>Ashfyr</b> - 10 hours ago<b>gamzeeisking</b> - 10 hours ago<b>ZY1431</b> - 12 hours ago<b>swharley</b> - 12 hours ago<b>NickVsHtml</b> - 13 hours ago<b>TheDairyCow</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 1:51am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 5:00am<b>nwdt3621</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 3:55am

bethyc4's FML badges


Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

See all of bethyc4's badges

bethyc4's favorite FMLs

Today, after taking a shower, I noticed a weird noise and asked my husband about it. "I think it's in the walls," I told him. After careful inspection, he simply turned off the electric razor I had just used to shave my legs and gave me 'that' look. I had beaten him in an IQ test not 24 hours prior. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6091) - you deserved it (38855)

On 09/03/2009 at 11:24pm - misc - by nottililgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML


I agree, your life sucks (84884) - you deserved it (6824)

On 08/07/2009 at 4:55am - love - by notsomuchinlove (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw this cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty and asked for her number. She replied "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML


I agree, your life sucks (8710) - you deserved it (111639)

On 07/28/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I thought my boyfriend of 6 years was going to propose to me. We're highschool sweethearts and he was my first. Just when he was looking into my eyes he says, " I've been seeing someone else for 2 years and I'm choosing her over you... it was a tough decision". FML


I agree, your life sucks (67741) - you deserved it (3849)

On 07/06/2009 at 7:27pm - love - by imaloser (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter asked me what is the youngest age at which you should start having sex. Being a good mom, I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh... shoot," and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML


I agree, your life sucks (71763) - you deserved it (12590)

On 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm - intimacy - by blazer - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56791) - you deserved it (5215)

On 06/05/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)

Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17647) - you deserved it (48885)

On 05/25/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by AquaRevolver (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night I hooked up with the girl I have loved for almost a year and I thought I would never get with her. This morning I saw that her status on Facebook was "FML". FML


I agree, your life sucks (77213) - you deserved it (6688)

On 05/09/2009 at 4:18pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those 70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21184) - you deserved it (46591)

On 02/23/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by catfish - United States (Texas)

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6229) - you deserved it (53027)

On 01/11/2009 at 2:13pm - love - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend saying: "Do you remember last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course I do, it was great!". To which she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML


I agree, your life sucks (25123) - you deserved it (2162)

On 01/02/2009 at 12:37am - love - by Godmish - Sent from mobile version

FML's blog

  • FML's Question Time #2: School
  • We tried this before and it went pretty well, so here's another blog section for everyone to have give their opinion on a popular but controversial subject. OK, we're not debating a…

Thursday 23 April 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: