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bethyc4

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bethyc4
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7867
  • Number of comments : 318
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About bethyc4 : I've died twice and I'm still around. There is no gettin' rid of me fuckers! I've been on my own since the week I turned 18. I graduated High School a valedictorian and I work as a care giver taking care of disabled children.

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bethyc4's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML

#14526160
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37367) - you deserved it (5494)

On 01/09/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

#14461663
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39582) - you deserved it (2722)

On 01/04/2011 at 9:49am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML

#14353887
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9508) - you deserved it (100039)

On 12/27/2010 at 3:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML

#14160788
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31299) - you deserved it (2983)

On 12/11/2010 at 12:10am - work - by Anonymous - Indonesia

Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents bedroom by mistake. FML

#14007811
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16604) - you deserved it (39204)

On 11/28/2010 at 2:10am - intimacy - by apavies444 - United States

Today, while at work, I got a call. They left a voicemail. It was a 7 minute voicemail of the mattress squeaking and my mom screaming my dad's name. I am going to their house for supper tonight. FML

#13822873
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34401) - you deserved it (2837)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Cantbreath94 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking and I jokingly stated "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML

#13180863
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13042) - you deserved it (69489)

On 09/24/2010 at 7:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my ex-boyfriend's mother came up to me at school, yelling and causing a scene in front of everyone for breaking her son's heart. We broke up over a year ago because he was cheating on me. FML

#13073501
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37276) - you deserved it (2336)

On 09/16/2010 at 12:23pm - love - by whatabitch (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell my father. I'm seventeen, and my father still has trouble grasping the fact that I carry a purse, because it means I'm "growing up." This should be fun. FML

#12566093
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31205) - you deserved it (17730)

On 08/16/2010 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by sarskii (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

#12376475
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42292) - you deserved it (2963)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita mix that already had the tequila mixed in. It was served to three kids before anyone figured it out. FML

#11861261
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11727) - you deserved it (39157)

On 07/13/2010 at 10:10pm - work - by magnolia (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

#8916783
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37474) - you deserved it (4590)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on facebook called 'Guys who are proud of their girlfriends'. I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx". FML

#8713394
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39041) - you deserved it (2753)

On 02/28/2010 at 8:10am - love - by FBfail (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I was with my friend and her entire family at a restaurant. While we were eating, her brother who is really cute asked what "brown sauce" is. I said thats probably 'penis' sauce. I'd meant to say 'peanut sauce' but the damage was done. The entire family just stared. FML

#8658331
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11978) - you deserved it (21608)

On 02/26/2010 at 4:10am - misc - by princess4242 (woman) - India (Delhi)

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

#8366883
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32039) - you deserved it (7363)

On 02/17/2010 at 3:15am - health - by Daddy. (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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