Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (13 hours ago) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6614
  • Number of comments : 290
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About bethyc4 : I've died twice and I'm still around. There is no gettin' rid of me fuckers! I've been on my own since the week I turned 18. I graduated High School a valedictorian and I work as a care giver taking care of disabled children.

bethyc4's page activity

Visits<b>pred8885</b> - 2 hours ago<b>reaxion</b> - 2 hours ago<b>Soninuva</b> - 8 hours ago<b>Ghilliebro</b> - 8 hours ago<b>LappDance</b> - 12 hours ago<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - 14 hours ago<b>aylamarie93</b> - 16 hours ago<b>Gillett</b> - 20 hours ago<b>moksha</b> - 21 hours ago<b>borloff</b> - 21 hours ago<b>Ecudaniel</b> - 21 hours ago<b>LanceGoodthrust</b> - 21 hours ago<b>TomorrowWeLive</b> - yesterday at 4:57am<b>dudefromasia</b> - yesterday at 12:03am<b>nxnaku</b> - yesterday at 11:40pm<b>LeDaniel</b> - yesterday at 11:37pm<b>ericc</b> - yesterday at 11:04pm<b>Mc_Knapkins</b> - yesterday at 10:59pm

Liked!<b>reaxion</b> - just now<b>Gillett</b> - 14 hours ago<b>russfml</b> - yesterday at 3:17am<b>brndnmcmillan</b> - yesterday at 11:22pm<b>madnessking</b> - yesterday at 10:40pm<b>annapanda143</b> - yesterday at 7:36pm<b>Radgears47</b> - yesterday at 6:28pm<b>joshtapp</b> - yesterday at 6:17pm<b>DaMiniKen</b> - yesterday at 6:06pm<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - yesterday at 5:47pm<b>Llama_Face89</b> - yesterday at 4:46pm<b>saocrates</b> - yesterday at 4:19pm<b>SamBeast</b> - yesterday at 4:08pm<b>sprinkle90</b> - yesterday at 4:01pm<b>za67ch12</b> - yesterday at 3:34pm<b>Gooberglop</b> - yesterday at 2:30pm<b>The_Avatar</b> - yesterday at 2:07pm<b>Laxinitup</b> - yesterday at 1:27pm

bethyc4's FML badges


Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

See all of bethyc4's badges

bethyc4's favorite FMLs

Today, mah mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell mah father. I'm seventeen, and mah father still has trouble grasping the fact that I carry a purse, cuz it means I'm "growing up." This should be fun. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31124) - you deserved it (17703)

On 08/16/2010 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by sarskii (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

2day I was supposed to be going on my frst date with a guy I really liked !! He never showed up !! I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up !! He told him he didn't have a daughter an to never show up on his driveway again !! fat FML


I agree, your life sucks (41132) - you deserved it (2858)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita mix that already had the tequila mixed in. It was looool served to three kids before anyone figured it out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10818) - you deserved it (37408)

On 07/13/2010 at 10:10pm - work - by magnolia (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, mother-in-law groundd me cuz I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37357) - you deserved it (4584)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend of two yeres had joind a group on facebook calld 'Guysho are proud of there grlfriends'. I smild and was about to like ithen I noticd a comment below from a grl saying "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx". big fat FML


I agree, your life sucks (38278) - you deserved it (2700)

On 02/28/2010 at 8:10am - love - by FBfail (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today , I was with my friend an her entre family at a restaurant. While we were eating , her brother who is really cute asked what "brown sauce" is. I said thats probably 'penis' sauce. I'd meant to say 'peanut sauce' but the damage was done. looool The entre family just stared. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10967) - you deserved it (20252)

On 02/26/2010 at 4:10am - misc - by princess4242 (woman) - India (Delhi)

I found out the hard way that mah girlfriend lid about bieng on the pill four month ago . FML


I agree, your life sucks (31955) - you deserved it (7346)

On 02/17/2010 at 3:15am - health - by Daddy. (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage 4 new tires . On the way , I drove past my househere my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me . My boyfriend watched us drive by . FML


I agree, your life sucks (9246) - you deserved it (37471)

On 02/09/2010 at 9:52pm - love - by caughttt (woman) - United States (New York)

today I was in the car with 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to ( get it up! ) so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, ( You're too old fir me, but I'll get it up fir her! ) FML


I agree, your life sucks (8300) - you deserved it (27614)

On 02/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a ( quiet brthday with some friends, ) what I really meant was ( hring a stripper to jump out of a cake. ) FML


I agree, your life sucks (51936) - you deserved it (8121)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today... some drunk dude broke into my househile my parents were out. Scared... I asked him wat he wanted... his response was "cookies." FML


Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a babby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32869) - you deserved it (2042)

On 12/18/2009 at 8:02am - love - by paula123 (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today , I told my wife to block the mail of her ex (because he was sending her romantic mails) or I would leave. She told me that I could leave. FML

Today, I was talking an joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." an walkd away. He seriously dumpd me through a one-liner. mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (47083) - you deserved it (4602)

On 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by screwwyou (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first , I texted her "I'm already there , sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML


I agree, your life sucks (20944) - you deserved it (97118)

On 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by sarahh38 (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: