About bethyc4 : I've died twice and I'm still around. There is no gettin' rid of me fuckers! =D I've been on my own since the week I turned 18. I graduated High School a valedictorian and I work as a care giver and In-home personal care provider for the VA taking care of disabled children and vets.
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by thanksfyi / 07/02/2011 at 5:51pm / Norway / Love
Today, while on student exchange in Germany, I was making myself a cup of coffee. When I rummaged around in the fridge, my room-mates asked me what I was looking for. I said I wanted to put "samen" in my coffee. They laughed. Ah yes, "sahne" means "cream". "Samen" means "sperm". FML
by Hum / 07/02/2011 at 5:50pm / Switzerland (Ticino) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML
by Anonymouse / 07/02/2011 at 3:42am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by beardedlady / 07/02/2011 at 2:44am / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/02/2011 at 12:46am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by jakewr / 07/02/2011 at 12:14am / United States (Missouri) / Love
by NYMTS / 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I asked my daughter what time it was. She stared at the clock for several seconds before muttering, "I don't know". She's 14 years old and on the honour roll, and yet she can't tell the time on an analogue clock. FML
by sadmother / 07/01/2011 at 7:12pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
by parenting sucks / 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by tbalboa / 07/01/2011 at 1:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by single / 07/01/2011 at 5:12am / China (Guangdong) / Love
by ljcxo17 / 07/01/2011 at 4:49am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by ugh annoying / 07/01/2011 at 3:41am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/01/2011 at 1:56am / United States (Missouri) / Health
- Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform… Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just… Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about…