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bethyc4
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8141
  • Number of comments : 320
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About bethyc4 : I've died twice and I'm still around. There is no gettin' rid of me fuckers! I've been on my own since the week I turned 18. I graduated High School a valedictorian and I work as a care giver taking care of disabled children.

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Visits<b>brieee</b> - yesterday at 12:21pm<b>Hildy93</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 1:10am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 9:04pm<b>dylerbiller</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 3:37am<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:42pm<b>Trollx</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 2:20pm<b>realmz123</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 10:50am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 12:57am<b>mhb210</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 11:48pm<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 9:31pm<b>Bishop423</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:07pm<b>savagetitan</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 9:43am<b>aleyp63</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 10:23pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 6:45pm<b>Loyalteez</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:28pm<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 11:49am<b>QBChris43</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 10:34am<b>JoeOfDoom</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 5:40am

Fucked!<b>Hildy93</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 8:40am<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 6:57am<b>savagetitan</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 3:43pm<b>QBChris43</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:33pm<b>slender_gab</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 6:39pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 11:22pm<b>kobra33</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 10:04pm<b>tanishpradhan</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 3:38pm<b>chandler1127</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 1:14pm<b>duffmani</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 1:27am<b>supreme_umbra</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 1:15am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 8:28pm<b>Maloonatic</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 8:19pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 8:01pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 6:57pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 3:07am<b>chode124</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 12:09am<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 12:13am

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bethyc4's favorite FMLs

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
508 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16805) - you deserved it (227612)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

#16687724
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41506) - you deserved it (3467)

On 06/16/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Ari (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After saying no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

#16687170
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33053) - you deserved it (9227)

On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

#16677911
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65718) - you deserved it (11552)

On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML

#16674026
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42076) - you deserved it (8427)

On 06/15/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by unknown - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a video of him having sex with someone from one of his last relationships because he thought it would turn me on. FML

Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

#16671761
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38572) - you deserved it (3576)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

#16661874
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57703) - you deserved it (4907)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm - love - by hatelife - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13469) - you deserved it (59766)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML

#16657656
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13796) - you deserved it (48226)

On 06/14/2011 at 6:04am - misc - by techiefIve (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML

#16655787
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38488) - you deserved it (5373)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:08am - kids - by mk (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

#16643815
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43398) - you deserved it (3385)

On 06/13/2011 at 12:12pm - love - by Uhh (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend "Actually, its a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML

#16640973
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57575) - you deserved it (4158)

On 06/13/2011 at 5:11am - misc - by Bechara (man) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

#16616782
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45892) - you deserved it (3746)

On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

#16607799
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38411) - you deserved it (7389)

On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)



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