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bethyc4

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 November 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9340
  • Number of comments : 331
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About bethyc4 : I've died twice and I'm still around. There is no gettin' rid of me fuckers! =D I've been on my own since the week I turned 18. I graduated High School a valedictorian and I work as a care giver and In-home personal care provider for the VA taking care of disabled children and vets.

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bethyc4's favorite FMLs

Today, I received an email from my girlfriend listing 10 ways to stop premature ejaculation. Subtle. FML

#19629864
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25181) - you deserved it (7020)

On 05/15/2012 at 10:53pm - intimacy - by quick blow (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML

#19621100
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38569) - you deserved it (6211)

On 05/14/2012 at 6:31am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93258) - you deserved it (4710)

On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I was in a grocery store with my great-grandmother. It would've been nice to know she hadn't taken her medication before she started beating the cashier with her umbrella. FML

#19098452
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24522) - you deserved it (2128)

On 02/17/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML

#18822842
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36485) - you deserved it (7263)

On 01/16/2012 at 8:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML

#18805630
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27385) - you deserved it (5810)

On 01/14/2012 at 1:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML

#18799303
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22887) - you deserved it (55116)

On 01/13/2012 at 8:38pm - kids - by me (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

#18540980
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34923) - you deserved it (2708)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

#18474670
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49657) - you deserved it (12990)

On 12/10/2011 at 7:03am - intimacy - by Anonymousss95 - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML

#18417408
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36851) - you deserved it (5821)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML

#18135824
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30555) - you deserved it (8094)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:21am - love - by melikeyturtles - United States

Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML

#18120358
591 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63506) - you deserved it (5093)

On 10/31/2011 at 11:38am - intimacy - by ohdear (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

#17548776
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22484) - you deserved it (45070)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

#17311021
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45730) - you deserved it (6494)

On 07/30/2011 at 5:06pm - health - by Ceej - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

#17068940
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31006) - you deserved it (23899)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)



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