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bethyc4
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8401
  • Number of comments : 329
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About bethyc4 : I've died twice and I'm still around. There is no gettin' rid of me fuckers! =D I've been on my own since the week I turned 18. I graduated High School a valedictorian and I work as a care giver and In-home personal care provider for the VA taking care of disabled children and vets.

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Fucked!<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 5:24am<b>ncbeach22</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 2:44pm<b>rylaii</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 1:42pm<b>Redfalcon24</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 9:18pm<b>A07</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 8:24am<b>Murilirum</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 9:57pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 8:23am<b>rostoney</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 9:01am<b>WD_Stevens</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 2:52am<b>ESE_gutty</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 7:52am<b>Silentshdw13</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 6:05am<b>Runningblind924</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 5:24am<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 5:01am<b>Koios</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 1:31am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 11:04pm<b>winterforever97</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 9:35pm<b>CommentKing207</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 8:54pm<b>Skarlun</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 7:51pm

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bethyc4's favorite FMLs

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML

#21455220
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31612) - you deserved it (2033)

On 08/12/2015 at 1:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML

#21454970
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33572) - you deserved it (3197)

On 08/11/2015 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, my mom meant to send a picture of her poop to my aunt, but sent it to my swim coach instead. FML

Today, I posted on Facebook about a cooking mishap I had. My fiancé and ex then spent the next hour trading stories of my other kitchen disasters in the comments. FML

#21454739
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22334) - you deserved it (4928)

On 08/11/2015 at 10:29am - love - by Frozen Food Fan - United States (Nevada)

Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML

#21454658
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20460) - you deserved it (1611)

On 08/11/2015 at 3:43am - misc - by ZombieGirl - United States (Florida)

Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities he sent my ex-boyfriend a message saying thanks. FML

#21454601
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25937) - you deserved it (4862)

On 08/11/2015 at 12:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML

#21454460
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22568) - you deserved it (1983)

On 08/10/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by Mrs. W. (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, at Walmart, a lady came up to me and informed me that I "look like the kinda skank that'd give it up on the first date". FML

#21453630
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22344) - you deserved it (2919)

On 08/08/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML

#21453385
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25635) - you deserved it (1677)

On 08/08/2015 at 2:23am - love - by single (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML

#21453304
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23587) - you deserved it (9985)

On 08/07/2015 at 10:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend said she would give my penis a name: Gonzales. I asked why she wanted to name it that, and she said, "Because he's Speedy." FML

#21453197
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22142) - you deserved it (4601)

On 08/07/2015 at 3:47pm - intimacy - by Gonzales (man) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today, after ranting to my best friend about how all our friends are having kids and how teenage pregnancy will ruin their lives, she announced to me that she's pregnant. FML

#21452790
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24524) - you deserved it (5797)

On 08/06/2015 at 3:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I learnt the meaning of the phrase "ménage à trois". I had always thought it was synonymous with "fiasco" and have used it several times in essays. FML

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

#21452087
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24310) - you deserved it (1905)

On 08/05/2015 at 2:13am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that you can ruin a $500 computer with a few stray drops of 100% acetone nail polish remover on the keyboard. FML

#21452034
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11948) - you deserved it (19619)

On 08/05/2015 at 12:37am - misc - by just wanted nice nails - United States (Tennessee)



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