About bethyc4 : I've died twice and I'm still around. There is no gettin' rid of me fuckers! I've been on my own since the week I turned 18. I graduated High School a valedictorian and I work as a care giver taking care of disabled children.
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Today, I jokingly told my girlfriend that sperm kills acne, she laughed and said "so that's how you got rid of yours so fast" then continued to text all her friends and tell them. FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 1:51am - intimacy - by fmylife7721 - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 10:15pm - love - by lostbandana - United States
Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 5:51pm - love - by thanksfyi (woman) - Norway
Today, while on student exchange in Germany, I was making myself a cup of coffee. When I rummaged around in the fridge, my room-mates asked me what I was looking for. I said I wanted to put "samen" in my coffee. They laughed. Ah yes, "sahne" means "cream". "Samen" means "sperm". FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Hum - Switzerland (Ticino)
Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymouse (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got more excited when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once in a vending machine than I did when I got married. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 12:14am - love - by jakewr - United States (Missouri)
Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by NYMTS - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I asked my daughter what time it was. She stared at the clock for several seconds before muttering, "I don't know". She's 14 years old and on the honour roll, and yet she can't tell the time on an analogue clock. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 7:12pm - kids - by sadmother (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)
Today, a cop pulled me over and started bitching me out. He was certain I'd been drinking, because, "Nobody goes to Albertacos this late at night unless they're drunk." FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 1:27pm - misc - by tbalboa - United States
Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 5:12am - love - by single (man) - China (Guangdong)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend was cheating on me. But not to worry, he said she's only in town for a week then he's done with her. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 4:49am - intimacy - by ljcxo17 - United States (Missouri)
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