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bethyc4
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7870
  • Number of comments : 318
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About bethyc4 : I've died twice and I'm still around. There is no gettin' rid of me fuckers! I've been on my own since the week I turned 18. I graduated High School a valedictorian and I work as a care giver taking care of disabled children.

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Visits<b>mrlawlor7777</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 11:35pm<b>MassiveMelon</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 3:23am<b>DeathcoreKing</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 3:33pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 6:35am<b>hullarms</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 5:09pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 1:14pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 11:55pm<b>welder13</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 12:40pm<b>WOTAN1488</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 9:48pm<b>winteraxeman</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 3:53pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 9:55pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 9:21pm<b>davisjenny81</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 2:05pm<b>WD_Stevens</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 11:33pm<b>Twinkieboy1</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 11:17am<b>Marshallino</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 6:41am<b>KingFML1</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 4:02am<b>EnJey0</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 11:50pm

Fucked!<b>kobra33</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 10:04pm<b>tanishpradhan</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 3:38pm<b>chandler1127</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 1:14pm<b>duffmani</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 1:27am<b>supreme_umbra</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 1:15am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 8:28pm<b>Maloonatic</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 8:19pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 8:01pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 6:57pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 3:07am<b>chode124</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 12:09am<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 12:13am<b>CharlesEmersonW</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 1:14pm<b>jrmertz00</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 4:27am<b>metzler75</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 9:35pm<b>imkool136</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 7:33pm<b>Hrodrik</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:18pm<b>ryerye942</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 8:49am

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bethyc4's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML

#21427606
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29942) - you deserved it (8542)

On 06/17/2015 at 2:09pm - kids - by RecentCollegeGrad (woman) -

Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML

#21427521
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35781) - you deserved it (2577)

On 06/17/2015 at 10:12am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

#21421662
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27427) - you deserved it (8536)

On 06/06/2015 at 5:11am - misc - by lehonX9 (man) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, I overheard my wife telling my mother-in-law I was diagnosed with a learning disability earlier this week. She replied, "I always knew he was a retard. Why did you ever marry that idiot?" All my wife did was mutter "I don't know." FML

#21420583
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27710) - you deserved it (1935)

On 06/04/2015 at 5:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Maldives (Maale)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said, "Sure, but not yet." As we've been together for five years, I was a bit confused, but she cleared that up with, "Not until your dad has died, I don't want him to ruin my wedding with a bad toast." FML

#21405053
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35515) - you deserved it (3142)

On 05/05/2015 at 10:44am - love - by inheritance (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML

#21358057
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39667) - you deserved it (3118)

On 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

#20691071
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66169) - you deserved it (15103)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML

#19621100
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36184) - you deserved it (5951)

On 05/14/2012 at 6:31am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

#18474670
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47403) - you deserved it (12491)

On 12/10/2011 at 7:03am - intimacy - by Anonymousss95 - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

#17068940
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28644) - you deserved it (23001)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my daughter asked why there was an X marked on a telephone pole. I told her they were going to remove it. She started crying and saying, "They can't kill the tree!" She is 16. FML

#17036042
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31570) - you deserved it (6998)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by anon - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML

#17035831
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35416) - you deserved it (9096)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - love - by OnlyMee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents house. FML

#17008164
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33047) - you deserved it (3319)

On 07/07/2011 at 12:04am - love - by independence (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

#17004693
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53551) - you deserved it (5838)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

#17004643
392 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40066) - you deserved it (10875)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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