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bethybooditom
  • Town/Country : Mukilteo, Washington
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 September 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 90
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About bethybooditom : I'm a 14 year old girl. I got a pretty screwed up life… so my stories should be good.

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Today, I saw my daughter dusting her furniture with the white handkerchief I gave her as a wedding present. It's been in our family for 4 generations. FML

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On 12/18/2012 at 5:03am - kids - by teejayrn -

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

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On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

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On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML

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