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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 146
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About bethybooditom : I'm a 14 year old girl. I got a pretty screwed up life… so my stories should be good.

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Today, I Saw My Daugter Dusting Er Furniture Wit Tiete Andkercief I Gave Er As A Wedding Present . It's Been In Our Family 4 4 Generations . FML


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On 12/18/2012 at 5:03am - kids - by teejayrn -

Today.. . mah 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant . The father is mah 15-year-old son . FML


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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, a busines man in his fortie tackled looool me to the ground in an attempt to take mah seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch an gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven month pregnant. FML


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On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, Mah 15 Year Old Grlfriend Called To Tell Me She Is Pregnant. Her Dad Is Ex-military, And Makes A Point Of Cleaning His Guns Every Time I Go To Her House. FML


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On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

Today, mah boyfriend left me fir mah step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her fir the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that mah stomach pains r due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify fir Jerry Springer. FML


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