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  • Birth Date : Monday 26 November 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40433) - you deserved it (21632)

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