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About bethers_ : I'm not that interesting, trust me
I am, however, a veritable connoisseur of Indian foods
And I dissect dead people for money 💀🔪
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Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML
Friday 22 May 2015