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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 98
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About bethelise : Survivor of the 2012 apocalypse.

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Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42000) - you deserved it (4681)

On 02/13/2013 at 7:00pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30276) - you deserved it (3755)

On 01/28/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by hopelessteej (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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