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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 August 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1505
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About bethanyhopkins : I'm a (sort of) ordinary sixteen-year-old girl. I'm pansexual.
I love reading, drawing, playing the piano, anime and manga, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Orange Is The New Black, Supernatural, Sherlock and Doctor Who. I have a varied music taste that includes Ed Sheeran, Coldplay, and bands like Bring Me The Horizon, Of Mice & Men and Escape The Fate.
Ich kann auch ein bißchen Deutsch sprechen, weil ich natürlich sehr cool bin. :P

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Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML


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On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, I had lunch with my parents. I'm an Asian guy who married a Puerto Rican woman and we just had a boy. My dad looks at my son, then looks at me and says, "You ruined the bloodline." FML

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML


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On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML


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On 01/10/2014 at 11:47am - misc - by wtf - United States (New York)

Today, the family upstairs decided to play basketball. Indoors. At 3am. FML


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On 10/21/2013 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was having dinner at a long-time friend's place. In a matter of 15 minutes, her mom had managed to establish unequivocally that three kinds of people were ruining the world: vegetarians, atheists and homosexuals. I'm all three rolled into one. She knows that. FML


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On 07/26/2013 at 1:31am - misc - by WhyThankYou (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML


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On 07/20/2013 at 1:47pm - work - by YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THE CUSTOMER (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML


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On 12/24/2012 at 8:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I caught my pregnant wife smoking. This is after I quit over a month ago to show her my support and be a good influence on our child. FML


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On 01/31/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by MCMB33 (man) - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML


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On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML


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On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Just as she took her shirt off, her phone rang. It was her mom demanding she return home. Now I've been cockblocked, and my girlfriend's mom seems to be a god damn clairvoyant. Awesome. FML


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On 10/27/2011 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, an old lady hit me with her car. After which she says, "Oh! Not Again!" FML


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On 02/28/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by roadkill - United States

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