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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 653
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About bethanyhopkins : I'm an ordinary (sort of) sixteen-year-old girl. I'm pansexual.
I love reading, drawing, playing the piano, The Walking Dead, Sherlock and Doctor Who. I have a varied music taste that includes Ed Sheeran, Coldplay, Arctic Monkeys, Tim Minchin and bands like Bring Me The Horizon, Of Mice & Men and Pierce The Veil.
I'm currently an A Level student studying German, Music, Human Biology and Psychology.

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Today, I witnessed my roommate telling a girl that he has "really healthy shits". I wanted to make fun of him, but he got laid by said girl and I went home to jerk off. FML


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On 04/09/2014 at 5:12pm - intimacy - by damn (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was supposed to be studying for an important exam. My parents decided to make me go to a surprise birthday party instead. We weren't allowed to leave until the party was over. The party was for the dog. FML


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On 02/27/2014 at 1:30pm - animals - by SchoolFMLs (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband was in our newborn's room, holding and talking to him. I guess he forgot the baby monitor, because I overheard him say, "Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people." I really hope he was just quoting Dexter. FML


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On 06/18/2013 at 1:01am - kids - by imarriedanaxemurderer (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend bought another expensive bong to go with the one he bought last month, along with his new phone, airsoft gun, and various other things he's blown our money on this year. He's bought nothing to prepare for our son, though, who's due next month. FML


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On 06/16/2013 at 2:11pm - money - by InconsiderateMuch (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML


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On 03/27/2013 at 9:02pm - misc - by Hahamaster333 -

Today, my girlfriend accused me of being a feeder, saying that's why she's been putting on so much weight. When I said it might be because she eats at McDonalds everyday, and that I was willing to start cooking low-calorie foods for us, she hit me. Then she went to McDonalds. FML


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On 03/10/2013 at 12:03pm - love - by Raiden (man) - United Kingdom (Barnsley)

Today, I had to show my husband a video on how to brush your teeth. FML


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On 12/03/2012 at 12:18am - health - by Gahh... (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to go into the school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML


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On 09/07/2012 at 1:08am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my apartment has been echoing all day with the wails of my cat, Butters. He's yet again managed to trap himself in the umbrella stand. In the past, he has eventually gotten himself out, but this time I think I might have to use a hacksaw. FML


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On 05/26/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by Dom - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

Today, I paid top dollar for an Italian soda that ended up consisting almost entirely of ice. When I complained, the girl insisted that the soda water stopped the ice from melting. She said she didn't see what the problem was, and threatened to have me thrown out if I didn't "simmer down." FML


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On 03/26/2012 at 6:33pm - money - by Sharkie49 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML


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On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML


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On 12/13/2011 at 9:00am - work - by Anonymous - Malaysia

Today, I discovered my wife and I have referred to our two-year-old as 'cutie' or 'beautiful' so many times she won't respond to her own name. FML


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On 11/21/2011 at 1:23am - kids - by BadFather (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML


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On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML


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On 11/07/2011 at 7:13am - misc - by maf811 - United States (Texas)

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