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About bethanyhopkins : I'm an ordinary (sort of) sixteen-year-old girl. I'm pansexual and taken.
I love reading, drawing, playing the piano, The Walking Dead, Orange Is The New Black, Supernatural, Sherlock and Doctor Who (superwholock forever). I have a varied music taste that includes Ed Sheeran, Coldplay, Arctic Monkeys, Tim Minchin and bands like Bring Me The Horizon, Of Mice & Men and Amaranthe.
I'm currently an A Level student studying Music, Human Biology and Psychology. Ich kann auch ein bißchen Deutsch sprechen.
How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?
You’ve watched 5 FML videos on the website, and commented on them.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
Today, someone in my class wrote "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I am always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015