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a man in a hurry askd me 4 a light. Not being able to find mah lighter amongst the muddle inside mah handbag, I handd him mah lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, startd smoking it and walkd off. FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me 4 the first time . When I didn't get off right away, he askedhat he was doing wrong . I told him he was doing fine, but instead of focusing only on my vagina, he might want to pay attention to my clitoris as well . His response? "What's a clitoris?" FML
Friday 27 March 2015