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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 November 1988 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 880
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Visits<b>larouche362</b> - yesterday at 10:12pm<b>Itineranthuman</b> - yesterday at 9:21pm<b>anyagrande</b> - yesterday at 5:02pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 3:30pm<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 1:57am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 8:42pm<b>sheilandthegirls</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 4:19pm<b>Shay_Shay97</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 12:07am<b>Hop6e</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 1:44am<b>jforren</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 5:11pm<b>GarfieldDaCat</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 4:18pm<b>pawesome21</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 10:34pm<b>ThePaperDragon</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 10:24pm<b>winchester97</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 7:59pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 3:21pm<b>raven83</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 10:08am<b>ligerzero459</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 5:27pm<b>BunchieRules</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 10:56pm

Fucked!<b>Itineranthuman</b> - yesterday at 3:21am<b>anyagrande</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 10:48am<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 7:57am<b>Moskaaa7</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 5:09pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 4:19am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 9:38am<b>boultzboi</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 6:07am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 2:48am<b>gshocker20</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 5:45pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 6:46am<b>sandman676</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 6:33am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 8:42pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 7:18am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 1:48am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 2:48am<b>gary3768</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 4:51am

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ber4fun's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML

by Anonymous / 05/19/2016 at 9:48am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML

by Anonymous / 02/24/2016 at 12:28pm / United States / Love

Today, we had my grandmother with dementia round for tea. She looked me up and down and said, very matter-of-factly, "Well, with a figure like that, no one will rape you." FML

by Sgt_Jackrum / 02/05/2016 at 5:27am / United Kingdom (Sandwell) / Intimacy

Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML

by sweetie808 / 01/28/2016 at 3:39am / United States (Hawaii) / Animals

Today, I put more effort into getting and keeping my Sims onto a good sleep schedule in order to properly take care of their needs than I did for myself. FML

by 221bcompanion / 01/18/2016 at 12:18am / United States (Ohio) / Health

Today, my fiancée was asleep, so I decided to spoon her from behind and cup her boobs to wake her up nicely. She responded by yelling, "THE TOAST!" and elbowing me in the face whilst still asleep. FML

by mouse_13 / 01/15/2016 at 1:28am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy

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Today, I was babysitting. As I went to leave the bathroom, someone grabbed the knob and pulled the door shut. I figured it was one of the kids and told them to knock it off. A second later, the grip let off. There was no one there and the kids were still asleep. I don't know what to think. FML

by Anonymous / 12/26/2015 at 11:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, a woman who I have spoken to approximately twice in my life, asked me out. I turned her down in the most harmless way I could. Three hours later, I found my car keyed and my windshield wipers gone. FML

by Anonymous / 12/10/2015 at 7:10pm / United States (Iowa) / Transportation

Today, I felt like Cinderella. No, I didn't lose a shoe in public. Nor did I dance with Prince Charming. But I did get a visit from tiny wild mice in my home. FML

by ModernCindy / 11/30/2015 at 11:07am / United Kingdom (Blackpool) / Animals

Today, I discovered that I don't have enough financial aid to continue going to college past this semester. I'm one semester away from graduating. FML

by MyLifeSucksSoHar / 10/30/2015 at 9:49pm / United States (Florida) / Money

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Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML

by Anonymous / 10/25/2015 at 9:13am / United States (Florida) / Transportation

Today, I woke up to noises in my living room. I was scared, but I loaded my gun and snuck downstairs. I burst into the living room, yelled for the motherfucker robbing me to put his hands up, and flicked on the light. My cat stared back at me like I was a moron then calmly walked out. FML

by Anonymous / 10/24/2015 at 10:47pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals

Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML

by spiderbaby / 10/06/2015 at 3:43pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my bank charged me $50 for not having any money. Way to go bank, way to go. FML

by Anonymous / 09/23/2015 at 9:21pm / Canada / Money

Today, I got hit by a USPS truck. Luckily, I have car insurance. Just kidding. My insurance got cancelled two days ago for lack of responding to letters they sent. Letters that the USPS didn't deliver. FML

by lentkaysi / 09/10/2015 at 6:55pm / United States (New York) / Transportation

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