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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 November 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 431
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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ber4fun's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML

#21461945
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21100) - you deserved it (1236)

On 08/29/2015 at 12:29am - misc - by tkoester - United States (Illinois)

Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML

#21449578
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26420) - you deserved it (2073)

On 07/30/2015 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML

#21436232
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25482) - you deserved it (2665)

On 07/04/2015 at 5:30am - misc - by bbcgj - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, it's my birthday. I had asked my parents for a keyboard, and I was really excited to open the massive box they gave me. It was a computer keyboard. I've been playing piano for 11 years. FML

#21428456
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28812) - you deserved it (4297)

On 06/19/2015 at 4:37am - misc - by THANKS - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend because my parents kicked me out. He said that if I ever touch his "fucking apple jacks" he will "chop" my nipples off and feed them to the dog. FML

#21421518
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28693) - you deserved it (5192)

On 06/05/2015 at 10:14pm - love - by CassidyQueen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML

#21414219
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25430) - you deserved it (2568)

On 05/22/2015 at 10:26pm - misc - by Kurda (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my grandpa told me he was going to be eating out tonight, and I asked at which restaurant. He replied "Your gran's room." and winked. I didn't need that mental image, at all. FML

#21409445
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31188) - you deserved it (2911)

On 05/13/2015 at 12:00pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep in class... And woke up hour later. My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to see what my face would be like waking up to a new class. FML

#21382364
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26350) - you deserved it (16681)

On 03/27/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by BERNDTOAST - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32997) - you deserved it (11327)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone call. They were impressed with me. That's when my son decided to throw a tantrum asking for food. After some silence, the caller told me they were looking for someone who wasn't juggling little kids at home and hung up. My son is 20. FML

#21377225
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34640) - you deserved it (5478)

On 03/18/2015 at 5:26pm - kids - by Stressed Mother (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I noticed that my son was less excited about losing a tooth than normal. I asked him what was wrong, he said, "Tyler told me that the tooth fairy died yesterday in a car accident." To which Tyler replied, "You're welcome." FML

#21367147
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29322) - you deserved it (2417)

On 03/03/2015 at 8:14am - kids - by Mommycakes (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

#21365080
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36986) - you deserved it (2470)

On 02/28/2015 at 4:04am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I got a letter in the mail telling me to report for jury duty. The day that I have to show up is the day of my wedding. FML

#21353566
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38739) - you deserved it (2619)

On 02/10/2015 at 6:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML

#21352624
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35457) - you deserved it (3404)

On 02/09/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by wtf?? - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines



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