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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 November 1988 (27 years)
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Today, I felt like Cinderella. No, I didn't lose a shoe in public. Nor did I dance with Prince Charming. But I did get a visit from tiny wild mice in my home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10563) - you deserved it (1190)

On 11/30/2015 at 11:07am - animals - by ModernCindy - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, I discovered that I don't have enough financial aid to continue going to college past this semester. I'm one semester away from graduating. FML

Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12440) - you deserved it (29198)

On 10/25/2015 at 9:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up to noises in my living room. I was scared, but I loaded my gun and snuck downstairs. I burst into the living room, yelled for the motherfucker robbing me to put his hands up, and flicked on the light. My cat stared back at me like I was a moron then calmly walked out. FML


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On 10/24/2015 at 10:47pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML


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On 10/06/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by spiderbaby - United States (California)

Today, I found out my bank charged me $50 for not having any money. Way to go bank, way to go. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24985) - you deserved it (3865)

On 09/23/2015 at 9:21pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I got hit by a USPS truck. Luckily, I have car insurance. Just kidding. My insurance got cancelled two days ago for lack of responding to letters they sent. Letters that the USPS didn't deliver. FML

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML


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On 08/29/2015 at 12:29am - misc - by tkoester - United States (Illinois)

Today, I just found my husband on Craigslist. He's working away from home, and he's looking to give a blowjob. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29316) - you deserved it (2640)

On 07/30/2015 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25865) - you deserved it (2697)

On 07/04/2015 at 5:30am - misc - by bbcgj - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, it's my birthday. I had asked my parents for a keyboard, and I was really excited to open the massive box they gave me. It was a computer keyboard. I've been playing piano for 11 years. FML


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On 06/19/2015 at 4:37am - misc - by THANKS - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend because my parents kicked me out. He said that if I ever touch his "fucking apple jacks" he will "chop" my nipples off and feed them to the dog. FML


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On 06/05/2015 at 10:14pm - love - by CassidyQueen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML


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On 05/22/2015 at 10:26pm - misc - by Kurda (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my grandpa told me he was going to be eating out tonight, and I asked at which restaurant. He replied "Your gran's room." and winked. I didn't need that mental image, at all. FML


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On 05/13/2015 at 12:00pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United States (California)

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