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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 November 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1336
  • Number of comments : 138
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Visits<b>deathrise007</b> - the 12/04/2016 at 11:21am<b>Salvanoi</b> - the 12/04/2016 at 4:45am<b>yoursmileishawt</b> - the 12/03/2016 at 2:37pm<b>trex19</b> - the 12/03/2016 at 9:33am<b>Melanie77176</b> - the 12/03/2016 at 8:52am<b>sweetbliss3</b> - the 12/03/2016 at 8:28am<b>kolom</b> - the 12/02/2016 at 11:55pm<b>mariusakke</b> - the 12/02/2016 at 11:38pm<b>mbdresnick</b> - the 12/02/2016 at 7:39pm<b>gamermonster</b> - the 12/02/2016 at 7:07pm<b>PotatoGod</b> - the 12/02/2016 at 6:19pm<b>Sayeret_Matkal</b> - the 12/02/2016 at 5:46pm<b>LegoCarpet</b> - the 12/02/2016 at 12:28pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 11/26/2016 at 8:20pm<b>randyp5655</b> - the 11/26/2016 at 5:18pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 11/18/2016 at 8:42am<b>iLoveCars</b> - the 11/15/2016 at 12:27am<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 11/12/2016 at 3:24pm

Fucked!<b>Melanie77176</b> - the 12/03/2016 at 2:53pm<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 11/05/2016 at 6:24pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 10/01/2016 at 6:46pm<b>RudyH621</b> - the 09/30/2016 at 3:06pm<b>TrippyEyes</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 11:37pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 4:25pm<b>Fuxxxer</b> - the 08/28/2016 at 1:17am<b>5t3ff1k4h</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 5:14pm<b>melisssa87</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 11:05pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 4:11pm<b>ironhead</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 6:46pm<b>whysobeachy</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 6:37pm<b>anyagrande</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 10:48am<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 7:57am<b>Moskaaa7</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 5:09pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 4:19am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 9:38am<b>boultzboi</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 6:07am

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ber4fun's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for work anymore. He said no and went crazy. HR and the police are now involved. FML

by HR nightmare / 12/02/2016 at 12:20am / United States (Arizona) / Work

Today, I tried to make things less awkward by complimenting my Tai Chi partner's ring and he says, "Thanks, it's a purity ring!" I said, "I used to have one of those. Would you believe me if I said I lost it in a river?" Now my entire Tai Chi class thinks I lost my virginity in a river. FML

by Lizzy / 11/10/2016 at 10:01pm / Intimacy

Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML

by padre74 / 10/03/2016 at 1:31pm / United States (Tennessee) / Kids

Today, I asked an elderly customer at my work if she needed help with her groceries. She responded, "I normally would, but I'm afraid you'll eat all the groceries." FML

by Fat and Embarrassed / 09/25/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I screamed at a taxi driver to not run over a hedgehog. He got a fright and ended up pulling over. I hopped out and ran to the middle of the road to pick up the hedgehog and leave him on the grass by the path. As I got closer and went to pick up said hedgehog, I realised it was a pinecone. FML

by simpleasjam / 09/19/2016 at 10:27am / United Kingdom (Sutton) / Animals

Today, a guy I have been crushing on since forever finally talked to me. Too bad it happened after an anxiety attack when he carried me from class to the nurse's. The first thing he said to me when I came to was, "You're heavier than you look." FML

by anonymous / 08/14/2016 at 11:06pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love

Today, I sprained my wrist while trying to grate a block of frozen cheese. FML

by cheeseless / 08/11/2016 at 4:47pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Health

Today, I got lost in Darkfall Passage in Skyrim and got so frustrated I turned off the game and cried. Thank you pregnancy hormones. FML

by SkyrimGamerMoM / 07/14/2016 at 3:49pm / United States (North Dakota) / Geek

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Today, like every year, my next-door neighbors started setting off their fireworks at exactly midnight. Also, like every year, the sensitive car alarm belonging to another neighbor has gone off with every firework. It's been almost six hours of nonstop alarms and explosions. FML

by TooNoisy4Me / 07/04/2016 at 5:46am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went out for drinks to mark the end of my current job. I invited all my colleagues to join me so I could say goodbye to them all. I even changed the date to a day that suited more people and the location to a place I knew they all preferred. Only one person showed up. FML

Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After looking into it, one of the 1-star ratings claimed "mechanical problems". The description of the reason, "He drives a Ford." FML

by darkangel7410 / 06/22/2016 at 4:37am / United States (Louisiana) / Work

Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. My wife came in and thought I was jerking him off. She wouldn't believe my explanation. FML

by Anonymous / 06/10/2016 at 10:28am / Canada (Quebec) / Animals

Today, for the first time ever, one of my birthday wishes came true. I wished for my crush to come hang out with me, and she did. I wasted my birthday wish on an awkward silence. FML

by Anonymous / 06/06/2016 at 12:57am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, after waiting months for an appointment with a doctor who specializes in the disease I have, I showed up at his practice, only to find the cops executing a search warrant. FML

by Rescheduled / 05/28/2016 at 4:44am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML

by Anonymous / 05/19/2016 at 9:48am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love