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bensparks
  • Town/Country : United Sates
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 58
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About bensparks : I like to play guitar, and write.



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Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39580) - you deserved it (18831)

On 08/27/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (616773) - you deserved it (413702)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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