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benny98
  • Town/Country : Glasgow, Scotland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 March 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 235
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24939) - you deserved it (5130)

On 08/29/2010 at 11:37am - intimacy - by bkay26 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be attending my wedding because they will be at a NASCAR race. FML

#12663979
234 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 1:25pm - misc - by puppielover - United States

Today, while leaving a restaurant, a little boy grabbed onto my leg and screamed, "Mommy! Don't leave me!" Then he looked up at my face, said, "Ewww," and ran away screaming in fear. FML

#12649609
91 comments

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On 08/20/2010 at 6:36pm - misc - by superconfused16 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, all the while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

#12624086
143 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 11:48am - misc - by feartheend511 - United States (Maryland)

Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

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237 comments

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On 08/16/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)



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