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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I was cussed out by a customer who was unhappy, and he asked to speak with my manager. When I told him I owned the store, he said that that was the problem. Apparently women are "too flaky" to run a bakery properly. FML

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