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Today , I received a pone call tat started wit , "Now stay calm... Your ouse is on fre." FML

#20834558
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47508) - you deserved it (2563)

On 08/12/2013 at 10:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peieng on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out an call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower!! FML

#20801125
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52188) - you deserved it (5925)

On 07/24/2013 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriand proposd to ma at his parants' housa. I was ovarjoyd. His mom huggd ma with taars in har ayas. His fathar, who navar raally spoka bafora, huggd ma a faw hours latar whan wa wara alona, his hands travaling to my ass an whisparing, "I can changa your mind." FML

#20788139
126 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 10:20am - misc - by ilivehere (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today my water broke !! I called my mom ho had agreed to watch my other two kidshile I went to the hospital !! When I asked her to come over she just said "Sorry now isn't a good time." FML

#20781242
66 comments

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On 07/14/2013 at 12:32am - health - by Upset Mommy - United States

Today , some guys were doing construction on my ouse , wen one of tem cummd over an startd asking me about my "ot sister" . Tat "sister" is my 13-year-old daugter . FML

#20781189
120 comments

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On 07/14/2013 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I cummed ome at 1am to find ma mom sitting on ma couc , ranting about ow I'm not supposed to stay up tis late. I'm 26 and I don't know ow se got into ma ouse. fat FML

#20775513
80 comments

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On 07/11/2013 at 2:26am - misc - by whowhat (man) - United States

Today , at the doctor's , I had lots of papers to fill out so boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them an the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders boyfriend had written , "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML

#20763013
103 comments

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On 07/04/2013 at 3:03am - intimacy - by Never Going Back To The Doctor (woman) - United States

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AND I HAD A THREESOME!! HE SUGGESTD WE HAVE ANOTHER GUY!! IT ENDD UP DEVOLVING INTO A TWOSOME, AND I WASN'T PART OF IT!! FML

#20740333
200 comments

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On 06/22/2013 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

I witnessd an elderly lady getting muggd!! I ran over to the guy mugging her an offerd him the money in my wallet in return 4 him leaving her alone!! The old lady snatchd my money an ran away with the mugger!! What the hell just happend? FML

#20733745
109 comments

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On 06/18/2013 at 6:01pm - money - by No money, mo' problems - United States

Yesterday, I started my new job as a cashier fir a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine fir a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee". I'm the only woman working there. FML

#20732082
65 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 8:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday my step-dad was talking about how he was raised in Las Vegas, telling stories about him an his buddies, until he stopped, looked right at my mom an said, "Find her, feed her, f*ck her, 4get her. But I never forgot yur mom, that's how I stole her from yur dad." mega FML

#20687932
83 comments

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On 05/26/2013 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by MsAnonymous17 (woman) - United States

yesterday I was in mah room, in mah brief and texting mah grlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as mah camera phone clicked, mah mom walked in. You can see mah mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

#8861010
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9757) - you deserved it (28199)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)



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